I would crash David Bowie's bash
He would learn to regret this happening. That's all I'm prepared to say at this point.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

go on, tell us more

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Keep an eye on the news
I don't want to jeopardise my plans by saying more

*taps nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

*nods*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

What?
Should I follow you to the toilets?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

By all means
we can have a fat line, then you can watch me Stanley-knifing Bowie's priceless art collection.

I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)

By all means, go ahead and destroy wonderful works of art because of your hatred of the man's music.
Can't you just wee in his pint.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

you have no idea how a man's mind works do you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Why do you think I'm single.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

If you knew...
...what went on in a man's head you'd be a lesbian.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Tried it and felt I wasn't being degraded enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Would it have helped...
..if she was drunk and farted?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

No but perhaps telling me and the world how wonderful I was and then dumping me would have worked.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Erm...
...I am not sure if I should offer you a hug or degrade you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Sokay : )
I just lay on the bitterness for affect.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

No problem
I was just pretending to care to get in your pants.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

you need to understand a man's need for proper, completely out of proportion revenge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I want to BREAK HIS SPIRIT
He looks like he'd probably enjoy a bit of piss in his pint, the rotter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Very Clockwork Orange!
Can I pour lemon in his eyes for whilst singing The Laughing Gnome?

Or if you fancy a Helter-Skelter style ride we can find out where Bono lives and make a weekend of it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I'll join you for that leg
I've got a selection of different sized hammers with his name on them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Like your thinking
No-one's ever managed to top Charlie Manson...UNTIL NOW.

*rents movie ranch*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Manson was a lightweight.

We are going for the platinum A-list of musical asshole-ism never mind celeb wives and Mexican housekeepers.

And I can sing better than him.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)

So can my nan.
EDIT sorry, thought we were back on Bowie again. My nan's nowhere near as good at singing as Charlie Manson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Bring her...
...she can drive the getaway car and be our very own 'Squeeky Fromme'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:42, Reply)

this is going to be GREAT
In time, the world will thank us for what we have done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)

One thing...
...no swastika tattoos. We are not animals.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Freedom fighters, please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

on the subject of manson
you can follow him on twitter and ask him questions and shit. he posts from prison. www.twitter.com/heltershelter. we live in weird times.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)