That last thread is too long
I ate a vanilla cream croissant thing earlier, it was so good that I almost got stuck in a feedback loop of smugness and pastries.

Yet again there isn't anyone within about 10 metres of my desk, so I am stuck basically in silence for a whole working day. The only people who are anywhere near me aren't interesting enough to have a conversation with. This is a poor state of affairs.

Imagine I've asked a question, and then answer it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:43, 32 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Rather like a damp tent

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I had a lovely dream last night
I woke up with a damp tent ;0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Sleep perv

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Very good
8/10
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Ithankyou

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

a definite 8/10, excellent work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I have no idea why I threw up
Which is a shame, as I was quite enjoying my tea. My throat was just really dry.

The croissants looked lovely though. I might go and get some at some point soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I called a taxi and went home alone.

( Peej, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

About two minutes ago
It smelled of turps. I need to drink a better class of wine, or possibly less of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

It's always been there

It's only recently that it started weeping.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

4
No more, no less.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Fingers?
beers? tunnocks tea cakes? Kittenss?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Nuggets
Little, tiny, glistening nuggets
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Emile Heskey's house.
I went for the booze but stayed for the moustache ride.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Emile Heskey = Candyman
fact
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Candyman = Scary
Also fact
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

That'll be why I was told not to say his name
repeatedly when his butler showed our party to the study.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

that's correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

John Leslie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

you fucking pervert

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Swearing at the Archbishop of Canterbury's house
I think he wasn't in.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

It was about six, maybe six and a half.
Then, like always, we got to the important part and it whithered away to nothing, and we were just left there standing under the orange-adorned boughs wondering what we'd done wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I started off with 3, but I gave one away and Lucy died so now I only have 1

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not sure.
I can't remember if he's a ballet dancer or a racehorse.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:00, Reply)

David Bowie and Bono...
...a sound-proofed room, duct tape, a scalpel, a small jar of flesh eating beetles, something to catch the blood, lots of nasty amphetamines and two nude lesbian midgets and a cameraman.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:07, Reply)

.....bliss....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:18, Reply)

The question was...
...what are getting Monty for Xmas.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Only if I lick it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

About two weeks ago.
Doing pretty well without. Not craving any at the moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck right off! I'm never doing that again.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Political correctness gone mad
mad I tells ya!
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:18, Reply)