I want my Bond to have far fetched gadgets
I want to suspend disbelief. I want undersea lairs and evil geniuses bent on world domination. I want never ending clips in the guns and cars that explode when you shoot them. I want barley disguised double entendre, women that are sexy but can kick ass. I want everything that was Bond and nothing of what Bond has become.

But then Timothy Dalton was a bit crap wasn't he? Sean Connery FTW!
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought Timothy Dalton was great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Seriously?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

well, in the Living Daylights anyway
Licence to Kill is a bit shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Dalton was the worst by a country mile.
He starts crying and flounces out of his job at the start of one of them.

BEN-DERRRRRR...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

The only thing I disagree with most people is my order of best Bonds
as I put Lazenby above Moore

Connery
Brosnan
Lazenby
Moore
Craig
Dalton

I always found Moore a little old and more silly than smooth.
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Brosnan is a smarmy bastard
Goldeneye is a good bond film, but best bond?

*shakes head*

having read the books, Daniel Craig and Dalton are the most like the written character
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Goldeneye is one of the best Bond films
and expertly blends the book Bond and the film Bond we all love.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

^ agreed
Goldeneye was very good.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

A rough round the edges Bond
who drinks a bit too much, hits women, along with a fucking satellite that can knock out a city.

Parfait.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Judi Dench as M
is a good choice.

What happened to Q?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

He's dead you fool

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Since when?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Q
Desmond Llewellyn was killed in a road accident I believe and has thus been partially replaced by John Cleese.

EDIT: 85 when he died, per Wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Llewellyn
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

he was also really fucking old

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Yes the actor
I'm talking about the character as played by Cleese.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

he was called R I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

R for rubbish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

No
he was promoted to Q in Die Another Day
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

fair enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Because of my age
I'm a Roger Moore man at heart. I KNOW they're not as good films as the Connery ones but Live and Let Die is my all time favourite and, controversially, View to a Kill - Christopher Walken is the IDEAL Bond villain.

OHMSS is third on my list, even though Telly Savalas isn't particularly scary, esp when compared with Charles Gray or Donald Pleasance...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Though he wasn't my favourite bond
The Moore films are amongst my favourites.

Live and Let die is probably my favourite Bond film though I though Goldeneye was a great comeback after the shite that was Daltonbond
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die
is almost incomprehensibly gorgeous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

God she gives me the horn.
Its not just the looks, just everything about her screamed "fuck me anyway you want, treat me like a whore and I won't complain"
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

this is the truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

and she could tell you next week's lottery numbers
AND had a lovely speaking voice.

The ideal woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Err what?
Have you not seen The Man with the Golden Gun? Britt Ekland?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Jane Seymour beats Britt Ekland
hands down

my pants
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Correct
although she does almost give Seymour a run for her money in the Wicker Man. The gyppo girl-fight scene in From Russia with Love always did something funny to me, too.

I also have a massive thing for those 60s French & Italian women with heavy eye makeup like wot you get in the Pink Panther films.

Mmmmmmmm.......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

They shall settle it the gypsy way.
By nicking the lead flashing off your roof.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

...and leaving a burnt-out fridge
in a layby
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Lunchtime ROFLs

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

pfft
I see your Jane Seymour and raise you Diana Rigg. But not Grace Jones, because she looks like a man.

Besides, Britt Ekland was married to Peter Sellers whereas Jane Seymour was just married to err... Henry VIII
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Roger Moore
The earlier Moore films are pretty good, but he shat on his legacy by sticking around for far, far too long.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I can't watch Goldfinger
without picturing Goldfinger singing "you're my little coochy-coo" from Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Gert Frobe?
I believe he couldn't speak English - in Goldfinger he mimes and has a voiceover. He's also in Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, which I loved as a boy but suspect may actually be shite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

^ This is true
As did Ursula Andress.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Max Zorin was brilliant
It's just a shame that Bond had his bus pass by the time they met.
(Concrete Cow, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)