I
just realised I haven't got my student loan application through, and am now being chased for money I simply don't have, with only two days left in England to fix it. Anyone else done anything spectacularly stupid recently?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:50, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I gazzed oads of women a picture of my flacid cock
then I got buggered a lot by the other inmates.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:53, Reply)

i was going to say
your mum... But I wont, I managed to nurf up my house bills account this month by completely forgetting to budget in a few purchases I made between my bank statement date, and me looking at my account, still, never mind, looks like £5 boots vouchers for everyone for xmas
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Amen to this
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Speak to your uni,
you should be able to get a hardship loan.

Within two days? probably not.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I'm eligible
it's just I'd have to get to Bristol today and get my dad to sign the forms, and then hover over the SLC desk begging them to process the application right now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Whore yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Oh man, you're so screwed.
You should quit uni now, consildate it all into one payment, and get a job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)