When you kick a dog they sick a rainbow

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not all dogs
I kicked PyschoChomps mum the other day and all that happened was she got cross.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I kicked my mum in the fanny and she giggled like a toddler full of lollies

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I kicked a toddler full of lollys in the fanny
and it giggled like my mum.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I kicked althegeordie in my mum
and the fanny gave me a lolly. Which giggled.
( djtrialprice, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I lollied my mums fanny
and althegeordie gave me a giggle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I kicked a lolly in the toddler.
It's mum slapped me and giggled. And sicked a sherbert fountain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Punching a dog is more shocking than kicking a dog.
Although a kick is stronger, you have to bend down to punch a dog, it's not just something you can do on the sly.

Thus, if you really want to shock someone, punch their dog in the face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)