Go to the pub and watch Arsenal v Man City.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Shan't
I've tried to watch your brand football
alright
I have
right
and I just_can't_get into it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

It's fun when they fall over/have fights.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

hmm when I watched the one time some guy had a ball kicked into his face and it broke his nose and blood was gushing all over his face
that was the most exciting part
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

What you need to do to enjoy football,
is drink and talk shit with your friends and if there's a boring topic of conversation you're not interested in you can look at the screen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

That's because it's shit

as is your brand of football to be fair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I certainly never said it wasn't
I don't watch our brand football either
in fact if I'm going to watch any sort of sport it's boxing or MMA
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'm the same with American "football"
A sport for the terminally unathletic. Four hours of standing around discussing tactics, and about 10 minutes of actual running.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

What's MMA?
Also, the greatest sport in the whole world is Australian Rules Football.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Mother's Masturbation Association?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

mixed martial arts
Ultimate Fighting Championship
me and my da used to watch it for years, had to rent the videos, then it got all mainstream and now you can watch it on tv
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)