I love mustard. I've got four or five types on the go at any one time.
Even made my own from kits once or twice.

Mustard - it's Grrrrrreat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:57, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gods
Mustard is rank, that and brown sauce should be banned.

Give me lovely mayo and marmite.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Sorry Dok
I have a honey mustard in the fridge at the mo which is glorious. And brown sauce has its place.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I also like mayo and marmite though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

The combination
Is really great on toast.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I suppose
Honey mustard is OK, but the place for brown sauce is in the bin!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Wholegrain mustard
and scotch eggs make a pretty good double act. Also that 'slutty' American yellow mustard, great with boiled 'taters.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I like most mustards too.
We could totally be BFFs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Yesssss!!
We could have, like, mustard parties and stuff, and invite people from the internet who also like mustard.

This is gonna be ACE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I love mustard
best of all the condiments.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Welcome aboard, old bean!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)

INTERNET MUSTARD PARTY.
I'm feeling peckish, now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

How long til someone cracks an
'I mus' turd' gag? Oh. There we are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:31, Reply)

This isn't a very exclusive club.
I'm out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Go on then
we'll just sit here eating mustard. That'll learn you.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:33, Reply)

yeah HA!
All the more mustard for us....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Sorry mate,
you can't try mine. get your own.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I've so many different types of my own
I probably couldn't fit any of yours in, anyway. So there.

*eats mustard*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Cunning bastard!
I'm out of this club. It's got too commercial.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I'm OLD SKOOL, nigga
*rolls up one trouser leg*

*puts mustard on it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:44, Reply)

This
Colemans English Mustard is the king of all condiments.

Stick it on your sausage sandwiches, beef, hot dogs, but best of all... with Roast Ham... MmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmmmm
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)