By 'search party'
do you mean your hands? Hmmmm? Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish!
She actually means Wookie with a gimp mask on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Oooh!
I might need to have a 'lie down' now.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

It's not a gimp mask, it's a gas mask. For health and safety rather than deviance reasons.
I will also need a crane to get your gut out the way. You tubby cunt.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Hurray! Fat Al!
Best of all the Als.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I knew that would happen

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Get your hands away from your crotch, you dirty bitch.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Your resignation doesn't make me enjoy it any less.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I have that as a screen saver at home.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

fuck sake.
is that really althegeordie, or is it simply some elaborate piss-take?

really got that rapist look going, whoever it is.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Of course it's really me
you retard
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I may be a retarded,
but at least i ain't a lolfatty rapist.

Seriously though, you do bear more than a passing resemblance to the famous rapist, murderer and children's entertainer, John Wayne Gacy.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Aw man,
if I had photoshop I'd totally clown that motherfucker up, right there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*facepalms*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I liked
"a retarded".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

with a microscope

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

And a plank with a nail through the end.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Ouch
:S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)

She always carries that around with her
I'm sure it's not a healthy thing to have as a clit piercing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

M&S just don't make the knickers for it :(

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:41, Reply)

With that and your aweseome norks
it's a wonder you can buy underwear anywhere. You probably have to walk around without any on for long periods of time.

*has a little wank*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I do.
But running for the bus the other day nearly killed me.
And the people nearby.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)