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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, I haven't spoken to her directly, but...I have heard (from Ruth, you know, the one in marketing who everyone thinks has a cock) that Sandra was going to give Dave a proper bollocking because she's heard that he's been flirting with Julie, even though he's supposed to be going out with her, but it's not that serious, so Dave doesn't see what the big deal is, but if she does kick off, he's totally prepared because he has the photos from the last office party where she flashed her knickers at Tom, who she really fancies, but 'cause he's already going out with Steph, you know the new girl on reception with the lazy eye and the buck teeth (apparently he nearly got his banjo string caught in the gap between them), and so the only reason Sandra's even going out with Dave is 'cause he's, like, Tom's mate and they go off caravanning together and they're so blatantly having bumsex together, but what she doesn't know is that Tom's actually about ten years older than he looks but he just hangs around with all the others 'cause he's trying to piece his life back together after his wife left him when she caught him having anal sex with a cow.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Now you have me thinking of Sir Mix-a-Lot...Becky, look at her butt. Its so big. She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys.
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)
I'm surprised no-one has tried to get me naughty stepped beforeIt's not for want of trying.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
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