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Predator, Universal Soldier, Commando, Under Siege etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I actually prefer Predator 2

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Under Siege 2 is actually better than Under Siege 1
Because it takes place on a train.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

But Eliza Dushku is far too young in it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

You've confused Elisebeth Hiegel with Eliza Dushku
Eliza Dushku was a ten year old in True Lies, Elisabeth Hiegel is a 14 year old in Under Siege 2.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Oh she's plenty old enough then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

You are, of course correct.
Which is nearly enough to make up for it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

WHAT?!!?!?!
Does Elenour Ulreniak that bird get her tits out?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Not enough, ridiculously gratuitous nudity in Under Siege 2.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

But at the end
the train falls off a cliff and Steven Segal runs down the train in the opposite direction, jumps out of the back and climbs into a helicopter.

That is how fucking amazing that film is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

What's that film where Segal stops evil oil polluters
by blowing up an oil refinary?

THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP STEVE!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Never
unless there is a Southern Muscle bound wrestler with a mighty moustache saying lines like, "I ain't got time to bleed" then it cannot be better.

EDIT: warning this post contains homoeroticism
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

my favourite bit of the first one
is where that guy goes "chewing this stuff will make you a god-damn sexual tyrannosaur"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

And the other guy goes
well strap this on your sore ass, and grabs his crotch and a grenade launcher
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)