Just fuck them instead
you'll soon realise how disappointing they are.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A sensible response
from a sensible chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I thought so

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Me too.
Hence my comment above.

Been sick in any doorways recently?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Not since last week thanks!
I try to keep that sort of behaviour to a minimum.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Very glad to hear it.
I haven't spewed with drink for many a year. 2000 was the last time, I think.

Come close a couple of times, mind. I think these days I know when I've tanked my limit and then common sense cuts through the drunken fog.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I blame two things
well, three, one I hadn't eaten any food since lunchtime, two, bill bought a round of shots, and three, I'm a massive twat when I get drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:55, Reply)

It was the shots what did it guv.
Honest.

Lack of food? A trifling detail, sir. Trifling detail...


See what I did there? Got the word 'trifle' into a comment about a lack of food, in a completely coincidental yet oh so appropriate phrase. Comedy gold...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Oh god I'd forgotten the shots

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:59, Reply)

I keep trying to forget
Unfortunately I wasn't quite drunk enough, despite drinking more Brown Ale than should have been good for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:02, Reply)

That night was pretty bad.
And I can't thank you and your lovely ladywife enough.

I've not drunk since. :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Bad
but in a good way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:08, Reply)

For me it was bad
in a throwing-up-purple-waiting-for-a-bus-at-4-feeling-like-a-tit way :)

V accused me of being a moody cow. I will try my best to be smiley next time!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Oh, I wish
One of them is very yummy.

The other person in the dreams lives in Sheffield and has a girlfriend. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 22:58, Reply)