Oh that Little drummer Boy scares me a bit.
It's so 'yellow'.

I forgive Phil Spector all of his sins, simply because of his Cristmas album.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love the intro to Little Drummer Boy
"Hi, I'm David Bowie, He said I could come round and play his piano"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

And Bing just accepts it, no questions asked.
And that is the spirit of Christmas.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Hopefully
he's thinking 'great, now I can murder that talentless bender and hide the body in my conveniently-unfinished patio' - merry fucking Christmas!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Just keep breathing pal....
...Helter Skelter is coming for the dodgy-eyed bastard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Bowie. Must. Diiieeeeeeee...........

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Bizarrely, the only Christmas song that scares me is Boney M's one.
*fears*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Boney M sounds like a rapist's nick name

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Does it?
It implies 'naughtiness' rather than 'forced sex' to me.

Maybe a cheeky skeleton could be called Boney M but surely not a rapist.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I shouted at my nephew yesterday because he kept putting that on
My dad was defending him like some ginger Jesus.
Then the nephew pipes up with "Your mum said you liked this song when you were a baby!"
I felt violated and betrayed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Great Music...
...but the 'Hi...I'm Phil Spector..." is creepy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Totally Creepy
Puts the shits up everyone.
It's like he's behind you with two giftwrapped orphans and a pistol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Touching your arse...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)