Yep.
What are you having for tea tonight you smug cunt?
(TheColonel, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I suspect it is going to be roast chicken thighs and legs*
with a sticky balsamic sauce, and spring onion mash.

*in one piece. is there a name for that? I'd say it is leg, but that tends to just mean the drumstick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

It's definitely 'leg'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Cunt

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Near there, but just to either side of it
Strangley 'chicken cunt' has failed to take off save in China, where they'll eat any old gash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

thanks
I got two legs, from some free-range, corn-fed, clearly well-built chickens, for a mere £1.75. Bargain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Rubbish
they were brought up in the back room of the grocers eating used tampons.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

that explains the jaundiced yellow look of them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Actually this talk of food chills me out a bit.
Turns my anger into hunger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Fuck off

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

*waves*
Alright mrthegeordie?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Very well thanks.
How's the painting going?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

i
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

She does do that a lot

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

It happens
What can I say
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You can say "uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-"
and then sing that song that goes "UNNNHHHHH UNNNNHHH UUUNNNNHH"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Of course
or you could just sing it for me and I could play lead kazoo?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I like this plan a lot.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

We could do a tour and everything!
Vipros could open for us... :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

That would be so awesome!
We could do all the hits, and a few B-sides for the real fans.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Exactly
And throw in our version of Nothing Compares To You.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Good good thank you!
The painting is getting very boooor-ing now but we're nearly there. We're leaving the living room now until after this weekend, then we've just got to do the coving and a few 'touch ups'. I was mixing the bathroom colour last night... ooooooh PINK! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I shall look forward to seeing it soon.
I definitely won't bring any felt tips to draw cocks on the wall. Oh no. Not me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You won't need to
not after DiT drew that five foot tall one on the wall... and it took four layers of paint to hide it! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I find it cute when you try to be angry.
It makes me want to ruffle your hair patronisingly and go "aww".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not trying to be angry
I'm trying to get into the spirit of RAAAAAARRRRR! But I'm in a good mood, so it's a bit tricky.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)