The reason I don't like HSH threads, is that once one is posted, the rest of the board is completely static.
People think that no other threads are good enough, now if you could all please stop having casual conversation that I'm not interested in, with an irelivent arbatory question... and talk about how such a gosh-darn swell sweetheart I am, I would apprechate it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:43, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this the Mong Sweet Mong thread?
Hello Gonz, Best of All the Mongs.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I'm very mongy
I've been covering my kitchen in masking tape
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Are you going to be all manly and do some DIY?

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Got to repaint the kitchen
not tonight though, the mrs will start on wednesday and I'll finish off on Friday and Saturday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:34, Reply)

So Mrs Al is going to do all the hard, skilled labour
and you'll do the gay fiddly bits?
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Hardly
I did all the sanding down and filling and i've just degreased the cupboards so I can stick the masking tape. Now I need to go into the loft and empty the tray we wedged under the eaves to stop the leak.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:38, Reply)

You should have addded after that:
*strides around, thrusting desperately*
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:42, Reply)

All this DIY talk
is getting me flustered...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:47, Reply)

That's some epic wank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:45, Reply)

If it's not to late, we want you back on the team.
One of my flatmates is off between christmas and new years, so I might have some sort of griddle-pan gathering.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Sounds great.
I'll bring some meat. I'll bring my friend Derek and his girlfriend too. She's okay once you get to know her, but sometime they get a bit tetchy with each other.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Would they be up for a spot of strange?
Because I need a backup couple if DiT and Flimflam turn me down again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Alright Loveliest of Lovelys?
I mongged myself a few hours ago, I fancied a box of posh chocolates, I like truffles and things like that, but I couldn't work out what one to get, so I gave each of them a score in my head as to how much I wanted it (taking the '£ per 100g' into consideration) until I found the right one.

The cheapest one, on '£ per 100g' was the one I wanted most, but came in like a half-meter sized box, to big for bags, and I was embarased in case anyone saw me.

It took at least 30 minuites I think =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:28, Reply)

You could have pretended it was a Christmas present.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's things like this which make me realise that it was a good idea for me not doin' "further education", and for you steaming ahead with that.
I can't belive the best box in price wise was the best box in chocolate wise, it was thorntons as well, would last at least a whole week, and give plenty of veriaty... it's just the box was embarassinly big =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:33, Reply)

You're mental.
Just buy the biggest box there is and use it as a weapon against those who judge.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Next time, clindrix, next time.
sa-la-vie, I won't let it sully my week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Gosh, Gonz, you're pretty darn swell!
Also, 50 Cent on Graham Norton? Is this the end of days?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:36, Reply)

This is only good news if by 'on'
you mean 50 Cent is standing on Norton's head.
Or is on his back, shrieking.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:38, Reply)

I reckon Grayham would like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Neither, sadly.
I'd like to know what the booking agent was thinking.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)

He was probably thinking about your mother.
Or maybe not. Who knows really.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:53, Reply)

We can't get any decent guests this week...
So any old shite will do?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Pretty well this, yep.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Fuck watching any old shite
Tremors is just starting :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:02, Reply)

I listened to his new album today, it wasn't very rememberable at all, just generic hip-hop.
I like a good story to be told when I listen to Hip Hop, just like Eminem does.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:40, Reply)

You should get Ice-T's first three or four albums

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Really? I'll check him out.
This one is a good story.

www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858517191/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M72zVuBNpEA
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I hear Jackanory have some totally, er, dope albums.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:51, Reply)