Is this the Mong Sweet Mong thread?
Hello Gonz, Best of All the Mongs.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm very mongy
I've been covering my kitchen in masking tape
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Are you going to be all manly and do some DIY?

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Got to repaint the kitchen
not tonight though, the mrs will start on wednesday and I'll finish off on Friday and Saturday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:34, Reply)

So Mrs Al is going to do all the hard, skilled labour
and you'll do the gay fiddly bits?
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Hardly
I did all the sanding down and filling and i've just degreased the cupboards so I can stick the masking tape. Now I need to go into the loft and empty the tray we wedged under the eaves to stop the leak.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:38, Reply)

You should have addded after that:
*strides around, thrusting desperately*
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:42, Reply)

All this DIY talk
is getting me flustered...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:47, Reply)

That's some epic wank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:45, Reply)

If it's not to late, we want you back on the team.
One of my flatmates is off between christmas and new years, so I might have some sort of griddle-pan gathering.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Sounds great.
I'll bring some meat. I'll bring my friend Derek and his girlfriend too. She's okay once you get to know her, but sometime they get a bit tetchy with each other.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Would they be up for a spot of strange?
Because I need a backup couple if DiT and Flimflam turn me down again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Alright Loveliest of Lovelys?
I mongged myself a few hours ago, I fancied a box of posh chocolates, I like truffles and things like that, but I couldn't work out what one to get, so I gave each of them a score in my head as to how much I wanted it (taking the '£ per 100g' into consideration) until I found the right one.

The cheapest one, on '£ per 100g' was the one I wanted most, but came in like a half-meter sized box, to big for bags, and I was embarased in case anyone saw me.

It took at least 30 minuites I think =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:28, Reply)

You could have pretended it was a Christmas present.

( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's things like this which make me realise that it was a good idea for me not doin' "further education", and for you steaming ahead with that.
I can't belive the best box in price wise was the best box in chocolate wise, it was thorntons as well, would last at least a whole week, and give plenty of veriaty... it's just the box was embarassinly big =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:33, Reply)

You're mental.
Just buy the biggest box there is and use it as a weapon against those who judge.
( thealternativefact, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Next time, clindrix, next time.
sa-la-vie, I won't let it sully my week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:39, Reply)