I am also off sick
My daughter is very ill so I am taking care of her though I am myself feeling rough.
( Peej, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Baaad
My dad's off sick but he's in their house and I'm in mine. We're phoning each other and competing on who's the most ill.
My mum has the same lurgy but she's out shopping and going to work and stuff.
Me and my dad know how to do be ill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Your reply descended into jazzy scatting there
Me and my dad know how to do be do be doo scoo bab doobee bap doo....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Hahhaha I'm properly actually laughing
Not just on the internet, but actual proper chuckling and that!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

You're angling for a 'heart of gold' from Esther Rantzen aren't you?
Joking aside hope you both get well soon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

If Akira wasn't ill I'd probably be at work
I'm thinking of going for the X-factor angle rather than heart of gold.

so far I have "My dad died when I was younger and my mum had to raise us on her own. I was bullied in school and had to have my leg rebuilt with metal pins. Then in December of 2009 my daughter got a cough and was....sniff....a bit snuffly. So i've come on the X-factor to pull at your heart strings and guilt trip you in to voting for me"

Needs working on a bit. I intend to take Crack and Smack next week so I can say "I used drugs but not anymore" as well.
( Peej, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:19, Reply)

With a brief relapse in week three
Maybe you could recuperate at Simon's Mustique pad. Maybe Sinitta could make you some soup.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

My neighbour's budgerigar died last week.
Bingo, this is for you! "There's a heeeeeeeroooooooo..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

What about my mum eh?
You don't hope she gets better, no? Even though she's just as ill but feels she has no choice but to soldier on, while me and Dad have whipped out the John Lewis fluffy robes and caramel toffees?
Chauvinist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Have your mum suck on a Fisherman's Friend.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

She's always at that
Shehas to drive past the canal on her way home from Nana's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

How is Nana?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Hands up who thinks nana should get a B3ta account.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

To be honest, I'm trying to make them get a puter.
My layabout uncle may as well be able to watch porn and look up guitar tabs if he's gonna do sod all.
And Nana's better at texting than Mum so I know she'd get the hang of it.
But she says "Oh, GIRL, imagine ME on a computer!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

She's great.
Saucy little mare.
Keps getting drunk and listenong to stuff she's taped off the radio, then ringing me and making me listen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Nana likes drinking and music eh?
Tell me more...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

We go to gigs
But she's not trying to be all young. She just like music and a bit of booze.
She fancies Tony Benn and John Parrot.
And she said Pam Ayers is fit. She's just amazing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)