I don't want a holiday name.
I'm boycotting christmas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Look, even I've got a christmas name
And i'm horrible, so you really should have one, as you're quite nice.

Especially in those apple bottom jeans.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm only nice because my bitch switch is broken

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Well don't get it fixed honey-child.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'm not sure that I can
BUT OH HOW I WANT TO BE A NASTY VICIOUS BITCH
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Save it for the next boyfriend.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I'll never have one
cause I'm too fucking nice
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Join the club : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I stopped a long time ago, Gonz.
Oh man, you might appreciate this, I just called animal control on my neighbor because he's left his dog out in the snow and freezing cold for days.
Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Ditto.
Damn, I sware it would be a good idea to bring in some sort of animal-lisance or something.

I'm not 100% opposed to a parenting lisance eaither.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

here's a useful fact
men worth having a relationship with like nice women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Here's another useful fact.
The bastards outnumber the men worth having.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

probably true
some men who appear to be bastards, are in fact, not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Fact!
And some men who appear to be bastards usually are as well as those who appear not to be.


*burns bra*

And what experience have you had of boyfriends that makes you an expert all of a sudden.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Yeah', that'll get you a mister, peg all men down as bastards, you'll deffo find a worthy chappy like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I have the experience of being one
more importantly one who is not a bastard. other than on the outside, and to other people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I am sooooo stealing your normal username now!
Mwuhahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

No
No you aren't
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I'm not that stupid I'm afraid.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

citation needed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Ah I see
You're a sly old foxy stoaty stoaty stoat ain't cha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)