My word of the week is debacle.
What is your word of the week?

(I had to use it in a letter today).
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:06, 143 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*applauds your festive name*
Salami (well I do work in a library deli.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I miss salami.
Even after being a vegetarian all these years I still fancy some spicy sausage on my plate.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Snick snick!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Snicker-snack!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

vorpal sword?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You're going on the list
let none of them be missed

Edit - that was snicker-snee...you probably wernt making a Mikado reference
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

it's from jabberwocky
best poem ever

it's vorpal blade though, now I think about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Makes me look like an arse

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

The only poem I can recite all the way through from memory.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

good stuff
it's my favourite and I can only remember snatches of it (hehe snatch)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Grak grak

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I can't think of a christmas name :-/

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Festivipros?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

That's quite good.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Vipresent?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPMASSSSSSSSS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

this is winning so far

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ding dong merrily on Vi(pros)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

deck the halls with boughs of Vipros

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I don't want a holiday name.
I'm boycotting christmas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Look, even I've got a christmas name
And i'm horrible, so you really should have one, as you're quite nice.

Especially in those apple bottom jeans.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm only nice because my bitch switch is broken

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Well don't get it fixed honey-child.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'm not sure that I can
BUT OH HOW I WANT TO BE A NASTY VICIOUS BITCH
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Save it for the next boyfriend.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I'll never have one
cause I'm too fucking nice
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Join the club : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I stopped a long time ago, Gonz.
Oh man, you might appreciate this, I just called animal control on my neighbor because he's left his dog out in the snow and freezing cold for days.
Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Ditto.
Damn, I sware it would be a good idea to bring in some sort of animal-lisance or something.

I'm not 100% opposed to a parenting lisance eaither.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

here's a useful fact
men worth having a relationship with like nice women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Here's another useful fact.
The bastards outnumber the men worth having.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

probably true
some men who appear to be bastards, are in fact, not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Fact!
And some men who appear to be bastards usually are as well as those who appear not to be.


*burns bra*

And what experience have you had of boyfriends that makes you an expert all of a sudden.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Yeah', that'll get you a mister, peg all men down as bastards, you'll deffo find a worthy chappy like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I have the experience of being one
more importantly one who is not a bastard. other than on the outside, and to other people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I am sooooo stealing your normal username now!
Mwuhahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

No
No you aren't
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I'm not that stupid I'm afraid.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

citation needed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Ah I see
You're a sly old foxy stoaty stoaty stoat ain't cha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Smugnuts roasting on an open fire?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

^this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

hahahahhahahahhaha
no
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

YESSSSSS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Vipros the red nosed....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Vipartridge in a pear tros

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Flibbertygibbet.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

love that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

incessant

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

pissflaps

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Cavalcade

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Clagnut

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Unwieldy

Like a hippos balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

same as it is every week: 'cretinous'
EDIT: and 'helmet'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I like 'helmet' as a word.
I have started using it as a substitute for "pillock", and intend to use it with greater frequency.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Same here
I resurrected it from my youth recently - it's a great putdown in a dismissive but not too offensive way, I think...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

similarly I have been calling people "tool" more often
I might have to start using helmet as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

'Cleft'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

BADGERFLAP
(I know, I know, it's not a real word, but I like it and will continue to use it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Peltast
Cornucopia

Yggdrasil

(I've not actually used any of these)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

My favourite word ever is 'alabaster'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

mine is either coruscate or susurrus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I like execrable
what say you to my seasonal name, though? Apt, I think...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

yeah, not bad
I'm in two minds about changing mine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I'm not normally one to join in with such antics
but found a way to do so whilst registering my disdain...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Smegma

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Always been fond of 'globule' myself.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Hippocampus

( M o D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

HOLY SHIT !
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=81174
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

That's old Captain FloydTribute's *cough* 'mature model' bird....
Nice to see he's getting plenty of 'roughage' in his diet...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

what does she model?
tall, black pointy hats?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Airfix kits by the look of that face
A glue-sniffer if ever I saw one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ever wondered why there are no goats in the Cambridgeshire fens?
She lives under a bridge, that's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I hadn't wondered that
but I shall be sure to remember
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Well that's rich after all the hassle Becky got from her tame picture on here.
Call the mods.
Call the mods.
Call the mods.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

she got the hassle because she used to get votes
whereas the stuff linked above is purely there to horrify.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Yes but she did it for irony.
This lady is doing it to titillate, although who would be titillated is anyone's guess.

Maybe JMG.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I didn't have a proper look at those pics
only the briefest of glances, so I'm not sure what the aim was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Helen Fucking Keller?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Becky is HUMAN
Fundamentally different.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

woah
don't go too far. She appears human...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

*dies weeping with laughter*
where's Cancer Joy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

ey-oop
My eyes, my poor eyes. Unfortunately i had to spoon out both after seeing that tired old tittybag. Sweet jesus, now i know what my granny would look like naked.

But just imagine getting ALL the sex you could possibly ever want from that, all your fantasies condensed into one, slightly used, 300+ careful owners ex-model. Got the horn here, but i think it's just a side effect of my eyes being scooped out.

And doesn't captain saggy jowls look like a really haggard Charlie Boorman
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

maybe he could work that into his edgy standup?
Or add lookalike work to his amazing cv?

WHAT A GIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Monty, if you had a beautiful ex-model girlfriend/wife
you could also attain that much sought after 'edginess' to your stand up routine...but i doubt neither you or I could organise AND headline a festival though. Come on, lets keep our feet firmly on the ground here, unless we are flying helicopters of course.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

A look at those mouldy old baps every morning
would remove any sense of humour I might have, before the day had properly begun - it would take a herculean effort to ever crack even a tiny smile - let alone deliver an edgy standup routine.

I think the poor fellow is to be applauded for putting on such a brave, albeit haggard, face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

It may have been driving all those fast cars
that made him go all 'Droopy Dog', and obviously the marathon sex sessions with his ex-model girlfriend/wife/sister/pet.

I see she sits for private srtists, is that another of saying she is being pimped out by Captain Leathery Chops?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

maybe the deafening applause
at his miserable Pink Floyd tribute shows has caused his facial muscles to collapse?

WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

With your lifestyle, you'll look like that one day. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

with my lifestyle, I'll be fucking DEAD
and good riddance to me. I never liked me anyway, smartarse pedantic cunt...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Aw! you'll be missed.
You smartarse, pedantic cunt you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

you developing a soft spot for our monty?
will he have to vie with chompy for your affections?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

it was the Keats earlier
They FACKIN LOVE IT, they do
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I think BGB could 'entertain' both of them
and still have the energy to fix her xpelair
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

probably right
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

In the interests of science
I am prepared to put myself forward as a guinea pig, if you will, to test this theory. It's my selfless quest for knowledge, donchaknow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

are you a golf ball?
or a garden hose?

if not then I fail to see how that will work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

well, silhouetted,
it looks a bit like the former, stuck on the end of the latter...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)

at least he won't be such an insufferably smug cunt about it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Let's ask the cunt

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Boobies!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

that picture...that's not really chb is it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Don't look at it!
It's B3ta's version of The Ring.
I'm now typing from beyond the grave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Thanks for the nudity at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

shaved warthogs are OK aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The horror. The horror.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Apparently I'm the only one
who doesn't think she's that bad for her apparent age...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Craptacular
How could I forget?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

or crapulous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Dammit
I'd love to change my username to a christmassy version but I'm using my other meat puppet account so can't use it to bookmark my current username.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

oh and my word
now as always is interfrastically.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Oooh that's a good'un

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

as is
compunctuous
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

it indubitably is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

^ huh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

If I change my username to
djHAPPYBASTARDINGCONSUMERDAYBOLLOCKSprice then someone is free to take my awesome username. I have a spare account which I use for such occasions but just recently that has been used for threatening to ban people
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh I think I get it but I also think I'm totally lost
Happy Easter
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Merry Newyear!
/Trading Places
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Happy New Year
In this country we say Happy New Year

my second favourite film!
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

utter, utter genius from start to 1minute before the end

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

That's a bit pathetic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

BANNING!
A quick rushing to the gaz phone was commenced (touché to The Modgazzer General). Your incessant and unwieldy pissflaps have troubled this cavalcade of, erm, ...

Wow, I just noticed there were appeals for a calling of the mods. I need to the get the Modgazzer signal up and running pronto.
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

if I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word
then my word is "poontang"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Hehe
'Poontang' makes me think of Tim Minchin. Hehehehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

It makes me think of Ted Nugent

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I fucking LOVE Ted Nugent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Double Live Gonzo rawks!
"This is a love song - it's called Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:30, Reply)

touché

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

+ turtle
Touché and away!
( M o D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Not a word at all
but I've come across on 2 seperate occasions today the phrase "say much but say nothing". I like it!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

"Like a stabbed rat"
to denote someone or something moving at high speed, has been tickling my balls all week. It is just so true though, unless it was fatally stabbed, a stabbed rat really would run like fuck. In fact i may get myself a rat and try this out for myself. Like Mythbusters, but with real violence.


pssst, don't tell Lu
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

^ Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Have you considered 'Cancer Joy ToThe World'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

it's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

but it's not right
Say what you see!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

the famous 'wanking mr chips' clip is perhaps my favourite bit of tv ever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

OH THIS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)