It's simpletons like you
that make it all the worse for miserable bastards like me. Grrrr.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

COME ON!! ALL JOIN IN!!
Let's sing a song/play a retarded game/overeat/watch the pissing Snowman for the millionth time!!

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF FUN/COMMUNITY SPIRIT/BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH

It's Christmas! Cheer up! Oooh, you're SUCH a killjoy etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

my family does it ok
eat delicious ham on toast for breakfast, open presents, have a nice meal, maybe watch something decent and not christmas related at all, play no games, sing no songs, fuck off home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Mine are fine too
Generally the day descends into farce by about 6pm as my alcoholic brother is invariably slightly too pissed by then, and makes an arse of himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Are you my brother?
I only shat myself the once.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Just do what I do,
ignore the bright colours and happiness and use it as an excuse to start drinking the moment you wake up.
(TheColonel, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Simpletons?
*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

It means people with a low IQ dear.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:12, Reply)

MINDPISS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Aww
thanks darling, see you're always around when I need assistance.

*belms*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I'm a true internet hero.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

You must be

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

It's a word meaning 'thick people', dear *pats head*



*runs to the fucking hills*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Shut it buttmunch!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

*munches butt*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)