People at work keep stealing my butter
So I carved "stop stealing me!" into it with a fork.

It didn't work, the next time I opened it, the note had been removed, along with more butter!!

Grrrr. I was bought two different books on passive aggressive notes for my birthday though so I've got lots of inspiration.

Maybe my friends were trying to tell me something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you're a note writer
get a copy of: I Lick My Cheese - its full of wonderful notes! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

that was one of the books
I got for my birthday :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:16, Reply)

1. Slice top off butter
2. Hollow out inside
3. Fill with your own excreta
4. Put top back on and smooth edges to conceal join

Within a few days your problem will be solved. Also, the vomiting colleague will like as not be the guilty party.

But - very importantly -

5. REMEMBER YOU HAVE DONE THIS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Or you could get 'work butter'
We have a kitty to get butter and milk for the kitchen... no poop needed! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

For a second
I thought you had an office cat that went to the shop for dairy products. Like a buttery St. Bernard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

That would be amazing!
I'm trying to convince my bosses the office needs a dog! Hmmmm... I might have to work on it a bit more!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I prefer my idea
*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, Reply)