Why are you tryin' to make me hate christmas?
You've got lights on the streets, smiles on children's faces, the promise of snow that brings magical splender, familys making bridges trying to make amense, people in new clothes that make them feel clean and respected, movies like The Muppet's Christmas Carol, abundance of food and drink, pressents, cards, people helping out the homeless and verious other charitys. It's the time of good will to all men, even the greatest war of the last century was stopped on christmas day to play football. It's the time of year where you can build up the curridge to ask out that girl of your dreams, be politely and definatly shot down, and not mind, because you're happy that you've still got a good friend. Shops lay out huge discounts, and don't get me wrong, they just want to make money, but they're making hay while the sun shines. The sun in the sky gets low and casts a glorious golden glow on everything. The leaves turn red and fall creating a wonderful atmosphere.

Yeah', lots of things suck about christmas, but the only thing that sucks is the fact that you feel that you're lacking some of the wonderful things that other people may have, but think about the reverse, you've got a roof over your head, dinner in the oven and shit on the telly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I drove past your TESCO twice today

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I was wondering why there were so many screaming girls, I thought Take That* were doin' somethin' down the Chicken Shed.
* The origional Take That, when they were still famous with teeny-boopers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

yeah but I wanted the other scaletrix set

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That is such a good point
I now feel ashamed for even suggesting such a question :(

*Hangs head in shame and goes off to try and be festive* To the alcohol shop!!!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Don't buckle

humbug to the lot of you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Here you go, download and watch this tonight, it's what I plan on doing.
dl.btjunkie.org/torrent/WALT-DISNEYS-THE-MUPPETS-CHRISTMAS-CAROL-MAKE-DREAMS-COME-TRUE-DVDRIP-ENG-kidzcorner/378595b48a864a87d8f462c48745bc785dd9e6c5fb94/download.torrent
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Or a shit on your roof
dinner on the telly and your head in the oven.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)