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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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calling raymond 'three griddles' luxury yacht
come back mate, no one was really laying into you and you were given some pretty sound advice (amidst the pisstakery)- no need to vanish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:59, 102 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Oh shit
do you think he's, no, no he wouldn't would he? Would he? You don't think he might be in McDonalds do you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Did I miss something?
Has someone flounced off to throw their toys out the pram?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Dude got pretty upset
thread and account now deleted. He was a decent chap, but has overreacted to some fairly gentle ribbing.

He got nowhere NEAR as much mockery as I plan to heap upon 'Wet Ham Man', my pet chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)
He deleted his account?
What a fucking prick, don't ask for advice on b3ta and then get upset when some piss taking occurs in between a couple of people giving sensible advice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
It wasn't quite like that
He made a remark about feeling like he'd made an arse of himself in the thread and was embarrassed about it.

He's committed internet hari-kiri.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I bet it was all Als fault, he's a dreadful bully by all accounts
and that Colonel_Dracula, what an arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
hmmmm.......I thought he was a /talk regular
surely he must have thicker skin than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
He is,
and it's not like it was all abuse, most people gave him some advice as well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I didn't see much abuse, tbh
but I didn't read the entire thread
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)
it was a bit weird
it was more ridiculous suggestions that abuse, but he took it as an expression of dislike.

I got the feeling that he'd kind of found it like that on here for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)
I think that's the second deleted account today isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)
who was the other?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)
who else has gone?
*deletes self*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)
oh man, it's just the internet, etc
I've had plenty of abuse here and I keep coming back
guess I'm just a glutton for punishment
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)
you fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)
you forgot the word "fat" right there

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
You're right - I'm most awfully sorry
Please don't delete your account!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)
we might need a bit of thread deletion to fix this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)
you've made it though Kristine
you're one of us

A day on b3ta is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
you massive freak

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
not a fan then....
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)
No she was just expressing her surprise after seeing your penis

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
hell, at least she said massive!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
any way you want it
that's the way you need it
any way you want it
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

I'm fairly certain that the world's problems could be solved by a little Journey
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Hell yes they could!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
see above - it wasn't really a flounce
more of an embarrassed self-delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)
that's what I thought
I gazzed him to see what the dealio was, and he said he wasn't cut* out for this place. couldn't help but take things too seriously

also said he felt he had too much personal info on there anyway

*automatically typed cunt there...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)
It's true though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
what was his usernumber.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
71621

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)
maybe he's being beaten as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
did anything go on after I stopped reading it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
He came across as being very upset about the responses
...and that he regretted posting his feelings.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)
"feelings," I didn't realise he was a gay.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I thought 'you lot' had "gaydar"?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Your Gaydar must be on the blink.
edit - MINDPISS!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)
haha oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)
"I'm a laughing gnome..."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)
are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Why?
Would it turn you on?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Hahahaha
Ooooh laughing gnomes ooooh

*rubs knees*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
He fucking loves that shit
He told me in a thread that he then deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)
maybe
maybe I already am
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Just don't rest your ashtray on my head this time...
...it's degrading.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)
it's that
or you get burns on your head. I ain't changing where I rest my joint for no fucking dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)
I'M NOT A DWARF!
I am a person of short stature - with a freakishly out of proportion penis.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)
you're FUNSIZE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)
For that...
...you can rub my tiny, rosy bum cheeks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)
*rubs*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
*Starts humping leg*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Would you rather he stubbed out his cigarettes
on your rosy bum cheeks?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Mmmmmm
rosy bum cheeks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Boing

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
You can laugh...
I once went out with a dwarf girl. She was lovely.

I was nuts over her.

Waahey - ithankyou!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
So I'm not the only one who finds them attractive?
*wipes brow*
phew
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)
that tune is the perfect example
of why Bowie is such a colossal helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
After he retired Ziggy Stardust...
...and before The Thin White Duke period he did actually consider calling himself 'The Colossal Helmet' but Mick Taylor talked him out of it.

Fact.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)
You cunt
I just burst out laughing in a silent office and now I have to explain why
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
'Helmet played.....
....geeeeeeeeeeeeee......taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh'

(Bauhaus version was way better too.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:29, Reply)
the Bauhaus version is great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Cracking version of Eno's 'Third Uncle' on the b-side too...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)
did you se them last year?
My brother went to two gigs - one brilliant, the other terrible, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Missed it....
...felt that some things are best left in the past.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)
Just you wait 'till the tabloids get hold of this
“ANONYMOUS PEOPLE MOCK EQUALLY ANONYMOUS PERSONS FEELINGS SHOCKER!”
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)
If the tabloids get hold of this
they will make us out to be real bastards.

But they will also refer to this as a "chatroom"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)
They'll assume you're from Newcastle too.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)
The accent does give it away a bit.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)
by it do you mean
gives away that you are a massive fairy who isn't a geordie?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)
*touches nose*
*points with other hand*

Got it in one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
I'm pretty astute

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)
You're pretty
astupid! Hehehehehe

*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)
you'll regret that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:29, Reply)
I regret nothing
and I'd do it again, I'd do it again in an instant...

*runs, smashes through glass window*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
cough mental cough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Ah I was hoping you'd get that sort-of quote
Spaced? You not a fan?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)
I love Spaced

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Why? It's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Dear Monty
I am afraid there are just too many irreconcilable differences between us, and as such I don't think we should see each other any more. Your irrational dislike of some of the greatest things is abhorrent to me.

Yours
Vipros
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)
*deletes account*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)
*i like this*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I am
love it, but not as familiar with it as I should be
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)
"MY PAEDO CHATROOM HELL"
Pages 2,4,5,6,7 of fuck it...all the pages except page 3 (which is tits), page 1 (which is some drunken footballer/royal) and the back page (which is sport).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)
Hahaha
If its the Daily Mail, we'll be a chatroom of angry immigrants taking other peoples jobs - We're dooooooooomed
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Raaaaaymond?
*Offering a manly hug and a firm handsahke.*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)
I once drank some of that hand sake

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Oops!
That should read 'hand-job'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a rather appropriate place
to plug this
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post588936

I think this would be a rather good QOTW.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
I'd reply
But I'm too busy 'stifflying' my giggles...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Ooops

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)
excellent stuff
I bet you'd get some real actual cunts posting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)
like me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Come back, Raymond!
We're all twats, and we've all posted embarrassing things! Come back....please....come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)
It's too late babe
he's gone.

You know, you look incredibly hot in that picture on your profile. Do you use some kind of specal moisturizer or something? It's just your skin looks amazing.
(iliketea, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)
Fish slime.
Works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:33, Reply)
that there b69 is an imposter.
don't be fooled!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)
Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:57, Reply)

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