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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
maybe
maybe I already am
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:21,
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16 years ago)
Just don't rest your ashtray on my head this time...
...it's degrading.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24,
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it's that
or you get burns on your head. I ain't changing where I rest my joint for no fucking dwarf
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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I'M NOT A DWARF!
I am a person of short stature - with a freakishly out of proportion penis.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28,
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you're FUNSIZE
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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For that...
...you can rub my tiny, rosy bum cheeks.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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*rubs*
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42,
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*Starts humping leg*
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:50,
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Would you rather he stubbed out his cigarettes
on your rosy bum cheeks?
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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Mmmmmm
rosy bum cheeks.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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Boing
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Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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You can laugh...
I once went out with a dwarf girl. She was lovely.
I was nuts over her.
Waahey - ithankyou!
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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So I'm not the only one who finds them attractive?
*wipes brow*
phew
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35,
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