So, my brother gave me a copy of the 'calendar girls' style charity calendar him and his girlfriend posed for.
Should I be disturbed by this? It's all very tasteful, but I can't reconcile it with the fact that I used to change his nappy when he was a baby.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:21, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is his wife hot?
edit: girlfriend
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

And what is she 'showing'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

is he buff?
perhaps he's trying to show off his super sweet bod.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

That sounded like Napoleon Dynamite.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

ghhhhhhhhaaaaaadddd

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

maybe it's supposed to! GOSH!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yeesssssssss!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

...to his BROTHER?
All I can do is imagine how I'd feel if my brother or sister had sent the same to me. Once I'd finished mocking them into the ground, I think I'd be a little creeped out by it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

And then bang one out.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

with 'Mr Tambourine Man' playing in the background...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Crying...Lord's Prayer....marmite smeared on testicles...german shepherd...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

There's nothing finer on this earth
than a good old crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer wank, if you ask me. I'd never sully the experience by listening to Lindow Man's nasal whining, let me tell you. Strictly Showaddywaddy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

they're not actually naked though are they?
I've got an image of Kelly Brook in my head with the big ol' cinnabuns covering her ta-tas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

mmmm Kelly Brook

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Mmmm cinnabuns.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Mmmm icing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Her most bodacious ta-tas.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

flippin' sweet

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

No they're not
All free swinging body parts are tastefully obscured, thankfully.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

then I don't see what the big deal is

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

He knows they were nekkid!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

^This
Actually it's not that bad, I just thought it was a bit of an odd thing to receive from a sibling. At least it wasn't 'Terrible Horse Porn IV' I suppose...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I have to agree with monty up there
it's pretty weird.

think of it this way: most people wouldn't give a photograph of themselves to their brother, for several reasons, including because it's kind of vain, (I don't know about any of you, but the less I am reminded what my brothers look like the better) so why would you give them 12?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I didn't realise the entire calendar was of those two only.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

might not be I guess
if it's not then I see your point and that's not so weird
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

VICTORY IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEE
*punches the sky*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

It's not
thankfully.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

What's the sexiest month?
I bet it's May, it's usually May.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I can't remember.
I'm trying to blot it from my mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

To be fair
He's only in one pic and his girlfriend is in two, so I could just pretend those months don't exist :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

in that case, it is acceptable and not particularly weird
and as that is the case, the obvious question is: are they any hotties in it? (women for preference)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Whilst my bro's girlfriend is quite attractive
I couldn't possibly comment any further as it would be just wrong. And there's only one other female in the calendar, the rest of the months are blokes posing with strategically placed wine bottles or guitars and suchlike.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'd still be left thinking
'why the fuck would you think I'd want to see this' - depends on your relationship with the sibling, I suppose...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

He's a good lad
and we get on well. I think he thought it would be funny is all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

well there's your answer, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I did this with some people I used to work with,
Basically, one of the little cunts told their parents and now I'm not allowed to teach anymore.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Should have given them sweeties to shut up.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

before or after
he stole their anal virginity?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I took part in one of those a few years ago. My family never saw it :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)