give them genital herpes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not giving that to my grandparents.
I may make them some sweets or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I'm sure your grandparents will by happy just to see your cheeky little face.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

They'll be happier with the mince pies/candied almonds or whatever I finally decide to make.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Or a selection of sauce sachets, liberated from a Wetherspoons.
Handy AND thoughtful.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

You do this too?
I can't find a shop anywhere that sells Heinz Mayo.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Oh yes,
I see it as an inverted tip. I take a load of sachets for being such a good customer. Handy for the car and work. At our desk the girl next to me has a 'condiment jar', with salt, various sauce sachets etc. I came back one day with english AND french mustard, mayo, salad cream, horseradish and mint sauce sachets. None of them will ever get used, probably, but all the lovely colours made her day.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Right on
I stay at a hotel that puts out individual marmite cartons for the breakfast buffet. Usually grab 30 at a time. Great for kids packed lunches.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

"30 at a time"
Don't hold back now!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)