Warm and fuzzy feelings...
This is really nice - personalised video messages (sort of - you fill in the details) from Santa.

Kids loved it and were freaked into good behaviour, wife nearly cried - but best of all you can add really naughty words to his book.

portablenorthpole.tv
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:02, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Threadjack
What's the name of that internet wine shop people on here use?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Threadjack - Ignore him.
*look at me, look at me*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

(I use Majestic)
Or wine direct.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:17, Reply)

I think Light in Chains can tell you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I gazzed him as a first port of call
but he didn't respond. Thanks guys!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

thedrinkshop.co.uk
I can see why your kids might have been scared into behaving, I bet it works wonders on the young ones.

It is pretty freaky, in a festive sort of way.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

That's awesome!
I just sent one to my ex hubby's niece and nephew - they'll freak!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Damn
They wouldn't allow the word 'cock'.

Looks like my friend is getting 'a kick in the bellend' this year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

'Blow job' works fine...
...as in real life.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

I'm not going to offer my friend a blow job
That'd be far too nice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Why not?
I like blow jobs :0(

YOU'VE RUNIED MY CHRISTMAS!!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I meant for Perks
Let's face it, I don't have much of a choice from you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:11, Reply)

my wife is getting...
a damned good shagging!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

So is your mum...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)