I think you should check.
Maybe you are-a Italian after all?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whatsa matter, you?
Eh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)

ah, the cruelly underrated Dolce...
And how are you today, Mr Bennett?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Are you Tony Hart?
I'm not my usual chipper self, put it that way.
I'll be you for the day if you like.
*punches in face*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Tony Hart was never knighted was he? Travesty
Sorry to hear you aren't on tip-top form.

Let's swap - I'm super-cheery today. I'M FUCKING RICH!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Tony's janitor was called Mr Bennett also *tuts*
In the words of my four paisans: "I don't care too much for money"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Don't quote the Beatles at Monty.
You'll set him off again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

it's ok, I'm the nay-sayer today
Monty's the chirpy one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Have you been smoking Monty's stash?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I feel like I have

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Grab his cheque - head for Rio.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'm not in the mood for shagging underwear models
I'll just grab his chequebook and buy some booze and chips.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

We've swapped. Today I love those cheeky scouse songsmiths

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

*goes "oooh" and shakes mop-top*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

*punches face*
Sorry - I hate to see Monty this way and it had to be done.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Fair enough
I hate your favourite band and also the wallpaper in your alcoves.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

*runs crying*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Don't worry mate
Normal service will be resumed shortly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

*pisses self*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

With urine or laughter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Mainly the latter
Mainly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm only too aware of Mr Bennet
He was always suprised that 'Mr Hart' was 'still at work' - despite the fact that it was about half four in the fucking afternoon.

I don't care too much for money either - the people I owe it all to have a somewhat different attitude, however...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

:)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Underrated?
He kept Ultravox from number one. The music-loving British public of 1980 can't be wrong.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Vienna is fucking shite!
Midge Urine is a cunt too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

That was my point
It wasn't very clear I admit. I don't know what the hell is going on today, I'm just on autopilot til Friday.


----EDIT----
Sorry I'm talking shit again. I meant that yes, Vienna is/was shite but still much loved by many people and thus an intensely popular song.

Shaddap You Face was a million times better and loved more by more people. I know this still doesn't make sense but quitting time is almost upon me and I couldn't give a shit about anything but going home.

*resumes autopilot*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Not to worry old son...
...my autopilot was on synch with yours.

(Sorry if that sounded like a homoerotic line from Top Gun)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

You don't have to synchronise your autopilot
to get into my cockpit.

;)
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

"I'll ride your wing anyday."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

*checks*
Nope. Still no more Italian than before; my family is Irish, on my mum's side. My Dad's side have lived in the same shitty part of Wolverhampton since the dawn of time.

I do however enjoy saying 'Heeeeeessa Mario' in a faux italian accent, occasionally.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)