I've recently been told I've got IBS
My biggest fear is being caught short in public.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooo! nasty.
Can't you control it with your diet?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Or a cork?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

fuck off!
Maybe that's what you were doing with the Frazzles...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

It's possible
it is difficult to insert a corn snack up someones bottom though.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's why there were all crushed in my arsepocket

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Well I've been told to keep a diary to see what triggers it
But I know my favourite things are factors, as is always the bloody way.
Also the very things that help me lose weight (Quorn, beans, mushy peas etc) ALL make it very 'irritable'. In fact it's positively furious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I read that as
My favourite things are tractors, and I thought, I love Tractors!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I like urban tractors with buckets and diggers.
I dunno much about country ones with lawnmowers on them and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Urban Tractors?
Do you mean JCBs*



other manufactures of excavator are available
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Er yeah, that type.
But they're still tractors, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I like the ones with numbers on.
I saw a 106, 107 and 320... all in the same day once.

True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I never saw numbers...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
you're not that much shorter than me
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

carry bog roll with you at all times
or those kleenex mini packs with aloe vera
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Hastily-stolen bog-roll will do the trick ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)