How is it that you remember the day two years ago that you last pooed al fresco?
Hmm?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I rarely poo outdoors
Hence even though it was two years ago I sticks in my mind.

I don't often fall over for no good reason, but one day about halfway through April 2003 I fell over for no apparent reason on the pavement in Nelson, New Zealand.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

A good point well made.
I just wouldn't remember stuff like that.

*reminder to smoke less*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)

last time I fell over for no reason was absurd
was down in cornwall on a camping weekend with a bunch of guys from work. one irish guy had a bunch of hurling sticks (clubs?) and we were giving it a go. I was running fell pelt over flat ground with short grass and then suddenly I totally stacked it. Big audience, and when I looked there was no reason for me to fall. Nothing to trip on, ground was almost totally flat...

quite painful, but also quite hilarious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I don't think I have ever pooed outside
Am I missing out?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

You're still young and have lots of time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Indeed
Maybe I should start taking more risks... eating a three-course meal and then going mountain climbing all day... stuff like that!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

me neither
Don't worry love. We're still hardcore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

if thats what it takes to be hardcore I'm not so sure I want to be

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Hooooray!
*high fives*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

*pops collar*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

*ushers*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

*Nelly's*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

*Snoops*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

*Fonzs*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Aeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh and while you're on the subject of poos and toilet stuff
I think you may have fixed the leak in our bathroom... since your jiggery-pokery in the toilet cistern it appears not to be leaking... so well done Plumber Al! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Gold star for cleaning it with bleach and bogbrush please?
All that male wee had left a 'film'.
(And I also did a small pretend not even there really poo)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Awww thank you lovely!
I cleaned it the next day, it was still a fearful sight, I think Hayley had vommed in the night - Nooooooo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Was that your brother's GF?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Nope that was Ellie
She vommed on our bathroom mat which has since been binned. Hayley apparently got up around about 5.00am and vommed in our toilet... and Becky in the bucket... that's three!! Blimey!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

These girls just can't hold their booze
not like me and Roots! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I wish I'd not held mine!
I wish I'd spilled it everywhere but down my drunken gullet.
I might have behaved better then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Ah you were fine
You didn't vom and you were highly entertaining! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I fear I'm t-h-i-s close to being called
'a bit of a character'.
And everyone knows that means 'twat'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Except in this case 'a twat'
means 'all round good egg and cool person who is fun to be around'.


TO THE PANDERTRON!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Yay
And I can do one-person synchronised swimming on a laminate floor.
I mean that's cool, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Your interpretative dance
to Steps was one of the highlights of my evening
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Thank you for using the correct term

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Nah you're great lovely
Not a bit of a character at all, just super! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I like your house in the air ever so much
I felt happy as soon as I walked in
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Its the picture with the hearts in the hall way that does that
its full of lurve!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Nah
It's you two.
*smushes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Awwww thanks!
See that's why you're nice. You're allowed in the house again! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Am I allowed in again?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Yes indeedy
You're more than welcome! I'll get you doughnuts next time too.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Woooo
now I don't have to feel guilty about sneaking into your bedroom earlier.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

phew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Erm, me and PJM pured a bucket of vom into the shower too
but we proper rinsed it. I hope.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Nice
Ah the pink house of vom... delightful
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

OUR HOUSE IS PURPLE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

It's like living in fucking Balamory.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Sorry
Our house is purple! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Kid British remix?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

What can I say
once I've fiddled with your ballcock, your lumps tend to stop dripping
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

You da man!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)