Enjoy your hot drinks.
I can't drink anything other than rehydration powders right now. (Maybe I could heat them, add a little splash of vodka and a slice of orange - not clementine - and some cloves?)

Edit: oh, and I'm a three point b3tan but I've got the runs so I won't gloat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe if you gloat hard enough
you'll not make it to the toilet in time. Did catface make you dinner and poison you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Probably.
I knew I shouldn't have told him that when I die he'll get the lump sum from my pension scheme.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Does he have a bloody job yet?

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah,
he's an IT monkey again. Says he's too busy to post on here.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Good.
Busy means less mischief.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Too busy to post on here?
Does not compute.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)