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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Stick it up your bum to stop the leakage
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:01,
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16 years ago)
good call.
I will heed your medical advice as you are on the Internet. I reckon you know your shit.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09,
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Yeah but he prefers his shit alfresco
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09,
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Last time I had the al fresco skitters
I shat in a marmot burrow. I like to think I was doing my bit to eradicate bubonic plague.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:11,
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Ha!
I randomly said 'marmot' this morning.
From faraway 'Marriot' hotel signs look like they say 'Marmot'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:14,
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I just imagined a pooh-covered marmot singing...
...'I saw the hole of the moon'.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:15,
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"I was grounded...
my house filled with shiiiiiite"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17,
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"I saw the rain dirty valley..."
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:33,
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If only it had been that melodic.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:40,
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