Certainly not me.
For some reason I felt compelled to post the fact that I discovered I'd been walking around with a huge bogey in my moustache. Yeah, everyone will LOVE that.

EDIT I see you have had the misfortune of reading it. You can never have those 30 seconds again. I STOLE YOUR LIFE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have a moustache?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

it's part of my beard ensemble
No 'Amish no-tache beard' for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.
For a moment I saw you as a seventies porn star and felt sick.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

a seventies porn star
with a huge bogey in his 'tache - not the look I'm going for, ideally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Is it a 'Grizzly Adams'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Nah, more Charles II
Chizzarles is my NIGGA, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Didn't know he had a beard...
...and the silly old fruit should have beaten Cromwell in Worcester.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

actually I've just google imaged him
and he just had a rather gay 'tache. Oh dear.


EDIT apparently I meant Charles 1st - all this time I've been impersonating the wrong monarch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

you fucking great spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

GUILTY AS CHARGED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Not Elizabeth 1st then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Just googled Charles 1
Doesn't he look like Baldrick/Tony Robinson?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Me, yesterday

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Actually.
In that picture he looks like Dave Navarro of Jane's Addiction which is so much more cool than Baldrick.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Awwwwwwwww!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

They're my favorite types of dogs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

gives a great impression
especially when put together with the story about you accidentally squeezing out a turd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

What an odious little rotter I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

a perfect description

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I got it from the 'occupation' bit of my passport

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

mine says "Loveable rogue"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Mine says
DAY-AM! You da MAN homie!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Not cocksucker/bully?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

sub/dom

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I'm going to have another look at
Dr Perrimartles Almanac of Gentlemen's Facial Decoration. I'm sure yours says, "Passenger of the adjacent omnibus."
( djtrialprice, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I'm writing that book

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)