her story wasn't too bad
it was just really badly written. made worse by the penis who jumped in calling us elitest and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the story wasn't bad
the fucking re-telling of it was
( djtrialprice, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

yeah, the peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

exactly
his reply smacked of being jealous that he wasn't part of something that doesn't really exist.

there aren't many criteria that make you eligible for acceptance here and they are quite simple
A) don't be stupid
B) don't be sensitive
C) don't be stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I think there are actually an additional 7 criteria that should be adhered to if you want to fit in here.
No. 1: Get a Wife
No. 2: Get a Child
No. 3: Have an inability to pass an open (or indeed closed) recepticle containing an alcoholic beverage.
No. 4: Become highly qualified in looking at things and then get even more qualified in hitting things with spanners and overcharging old ladies
No. 5: Build your own house becuase you're so amazing.
No. 6: Be right on the internet all the time. Even when you're not on the internet.
No. 7: Well would you look at that, the sun is a good two hours over the yard arm, and those pubs aren't going to survive much longer if we don't patronise them. Let's go and have a nice pint and read the paper. But, just to be on the safe side, why don't we keep this between ourselves, you know, avoid upsetting anyone who maybe would like to come but can't. Or for whatever reason.
(stolen-name/blaireau69 is a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

that really does get funnier everytime
particularly when I'm not expecting it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I don't have any of those things, but I fit in quite well.
It's probably because all the hot chicks here dig me big time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

not just the chicks....
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

This just gets better and better.
A+ Internetting!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Not sure about a. and c.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

j) don't be a raving gaylord
k) don't be a mod-gazzing churney ferret
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

No, j is completely incorrect
we're very welcoming of people of any sexual preference here. Especially if you're a hot lesbian.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

are you a hot lesbian?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Might be
Are you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Well I do have a new snuggly coat...I'd say I'm more warm than hot

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You should gaz me a picture of you doing some lesbian type things
like listening to KD Lang, or buying comfortable shoes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

fuck off KD Lang can suck my big black cock
seriously seriously, everything about her makes me want to scream
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You're not really a lesbian are you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I sleep with whomever I want, be it girl or guy.
you can't be a lesbian, you don't even have a cooter
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I could do if I wanted to.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)