ignore psychochomp
he's just bitter because he's never going to have sex, being, as Roota put it, a gay best friend.

congrats on things so far, and hope it works out for you. don't do anything stupid!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

4 people already are ignoring me,
I asked cr3 to check.
edit: and "don't do anything stupid" is shit advice, do something stupid, what's the worst that can happen?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

She gets pregnant.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

He gets herpes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Tru dat.
You can't get rid of herpes with a bottle of gin and a coathanger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I have used a similar phrase whenever a gentleman has hinted at not using a prophylactic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

haha
excellent

doubt anyone is ignoring me, I'm not offensive enough.

I meant it as I said it. Don't do anything stupid does not necessarily mean don't do anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

A pitty fuck turning into a regret fuck, ending up on Jermy Kyle, him shouting at you and you burst into tears.
Making you essenchaly unemployable, unfuckable and an object of ridicule amongst the rest of humanity.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)