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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, there's Al's mum, but it will only end in filth.
How about the woman next door?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
She is very nice but she has a boyfriend who I like.
Upstairs hottie is nicer, and her boyfriend is a smug cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)
What, Vipros lives upstairs?
Go for it. He'll console himself with one of his huge sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
He's like Vipros would be if he owned a BMW.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I was considering buying a BMW
I'm going to get a van instead though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)
shut it you
I'm not the only one, and I wouldn't be smug if I lived in MK
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Oh, it's you.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)
Yep, OK ta.
Just whiling away the hours.
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
I actually have some work to do this week
makes a change
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
I have more work than I'm actually able to do
so I'm doing none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
^ Completely this

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
that is an excellent technique
you'll know which needs taking care of first when it starts to smell
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)
are they going to be in the vicinity
at the appropriate time?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)
No probably not, I have a feeling the people who will be around me on New years are either.
Ex's,
ex's of friends,
girlfriends of friends,
sisters of friends,
sisters of friend's girlfriends,
And one other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)
sisters of friends' girlfriends are fair game surely?
who is the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)
My mate C**** she's just broken up with her boyfriend
Kissing her is a possibility but nothing else would happen.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Bloody hell, and you criticise BarryfromEastenders!!
Put it in her!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I haven't declared my love for her though,
she's a nice girl but I'm not interested.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)
oh I see

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)
I'm almost certain she's not interested in me too,
it's not like I'm beating her off with a stick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
maybe you should try beating yourself off with a stick

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Women don't like being beaten off with a stick
Well you could build up to that, but I'd start slowly with a bit of fingering first.
EDIT Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Who's the doity beetch now?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Me, Miss :)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
you never know
drunkness, irrationality....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I'm pretty damn certain.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)
sisters of friends' girlfriends it is then
unless they like 8 or something
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)
I have no idea how old she is, I haven't met her
according to my friends girlfriend she's "the good looking one" which is a good sign but she might hate me, or I might hate her etc etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)
you'll probably hate each other
this does not mean that you can't get some action out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sake man...
are you building up for a New Year's Emo or something?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
That's the trouble with chompy.
He over-analizes everything.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)
GOATSE

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Thanks for your brilliant insight into my life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Just not getting my hopes up,
new years is nearly always a let down.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)
that is true
I've learnt to control my expectations, and if I treat it like any other night then it doesn't disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)
you've got a mate called 'Cunt'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)
ha ha,
no but I will call her that from now on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
I'd guess it was the same as my name...
So yeah, Cunt it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
What's your name?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Roota!
I'm willing to bet it's whatever your mate's name is.
How old is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
25-26

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Yup
That's my name too
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)
or your IQ
rolmao
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)
i'll fuck you up in a minute kidda!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

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