Call them something else and I'm on board.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:17, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fried Dead Skin

( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

*salivates*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

New 'Poultry Scabs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I don't think it's poultry at all.
Gonz constantly complains about the Third Housemate and now he's suddenly, and for no reason, gone.
( thealternativefact, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

*puts two and two together*
*calls Bergerac*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Like what?
Roast poultry flesh?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

i've thought of one but I'm scared someone will steal it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Come on love,
We're all friends here. Noone will steal it
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

skinny dippers!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

*steals*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

You complete cunt
But the jokes on you because I've TM'd it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'll violate your trademark
Violate it HARD.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits?
The thieving cunt. The only 'something good' he'd be 'into' if I got hold of him would be a nice bathful of sand like that Japanese chappie did to that hostess lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I know a woman who used to ride his sister like a pony across the playground when they were kids
She still gives this out to children as advice for dealing with bullies.
"Just ride her across the playground. She won't do it again!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Ha! Roota Gold there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

chicken lickins

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Oh that's ace.
Mine seems shit now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

peau de poulet rôti.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

salty coq?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

yes!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Indeed!
There's nothing better than a bit of salty coq
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Particularly greasy, salty coq

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

that's just been for a steam...

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)