Just say you might not be able to make it in next time because of trouble getting home.
And wave the receipt infront of him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

or you could subtly hint that you might take £53.80 worth from his wife/children

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:09, Reply)

One of his daughters is stunningly beautiful
Maybe a spot of mild kidnapping is in order?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Erm...
...how old is she?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:13, Reply)

what kind of question is that?
call yourself a psychopath? for shame Tugnut, for shame!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*sharpens blades - gazes out window*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:19, Reply)

she's 21
*puts on 'special' Peter Sutcliffe-style jumper*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Aaahhhh.
I can nearly smell her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Is it just me or is there a lot of murders being put away at the moment?
They're getting sloppy those lot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:16, Reply)

you're right
even old murders are being solved. wonder when they will find maddie's body
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:24, Reply)

It's not like it was in my day
You used to be able to have a good few months of sending letters to the police taunting them etc before you got caught - nowadays it's all 'DNA matches' and the like.

Bloody rubbish, it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I'd be ok
I watch a lot of CSI
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:34, Reply)

I watch Dexter...
...so I am fucking invincible.

*dramatically spreads arms/knocks over lamp*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 9:40, Reply)