TWO MILES?????
I'd have just lay down and died, to be perfectly honest.
Actually, no, if there was that Blitz spirit going on, I'd have instigated a sing-song and some fumbling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would have started LOOTING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Aherm
fumbling Fingering
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Same difference to me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Is your vagina in an awkward place to find?
Of course it is, it's in Liverpool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:11, Reply)

What's awkward to find about it?
It's the end of the line on the train, it;s the end of the M62 motorway.
You cannot fail to stop there. If you carried on you'd end up in the river Mersey.
(I am talking about my vagina AND Liverpool)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Let's find a shelter,
make a war, and then we can get fumbled all we like!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'd love a good war
A proper one with nylons and dancing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Me and the Mrs snuck off into the bushes at one point
and we came back and we're all happy and smiling and an old lady tutted but then had a sly smile as she looked away. I gave her some chips.

And then fucked her up the arse.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

...with a saveloy...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Saveloy and bum gravy, the nations favourite.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Ok, saveloy talk has got me
homesick! *books flight to England*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

This you will not believe.
I have a 21-year old girl working for me who until a couple of years ago was convinced saveloys were made from FISH.

Her logic: they're pink and you get them from the fish shop....eh?

1. name a pink fish commonly sold in fish & chip shops
2. pies are sold in fish shops so they must also be fish, right?

I asked it she'd ever actually eaten one and she said yes, loads of times.

Just how thick can someone be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Red mullet, Salmon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I've never seen salmon or mullet in a fish and chip shop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

what are saveloy made of?
I'm sure I heard it was brains somewhere....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

It's just a certain type of seasoned pork
though according to wikipedia it was once made form pig brains.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I wish Jimmy Wales
would fuck off with his begging for money. If you want to run wikipedia, work out a fucking business model, if you don't, don't fucking run it, but why would anyone pay for inaccurate information that you can't rely on?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

he's a cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

this in spades
he blocked our IP for (correctly) editing spaniards to catalans, and still has the cheek to ask for money
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

You've never been to a fish and chip shop in australia then.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Shark Shack
Nepean Highway, Rye, Victoria.

Best chippy in the world.......EVER!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)

How right you are
If I had the money it costs to go to Australia, to go on holiday with, never in a million years would I choose to go to Australia.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Very

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)