HELLO!!!!
How are your Christmas preparations going? We got Tourette's dad some whisky and an assortment of pipe tobacco at the weekend. Nothing says Happy Christmas quite like a gift that has the potential to kill someone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's why I got my Step Grandmother a Saltwater Crocodile

Come to papa inheritance!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Mm booze and baccy
What more could anyone ask for!

I see you're not going to Cornwall :( I need to return your cool box at some point! I may have to come and see you at this rate ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

That would be a terrible shame, wouldn't it?
Yeah, got a holiday booked for next year so need to conserve pennies unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Is my ticket in the post?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Alas
it got diverted to your Aunty Blouse. Mind you, she did pay for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

*smugs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

*shakes fist*
damn you blousey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm considering a turning 40 bash next year though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Woo! best of all the birthday milestones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)