Have you got the sprouts on yet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:15, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that a euphemism?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

no, it's just the way these trousers are lying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

DAMN YOUSE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You stole his line I think!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha
your husband is quick at a lot of things (so I hear) but not posting cheap puns ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Have you been talking to Al behind the bicycle sheds again?
You know he tells lies and he's only taking you around there to get a bit of 'under the jumper action'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I don't wear jumpers
it's only animals skins for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

*insert appropriate b3ta response*
Fnar
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Is it Missy Elliot's Xmas single?
"Ooh get your sprouts on...getcha getcha getcha sprouts on"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

The devils testicals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Oh shit! Is it the 22nd already!
*runs to asda"
( Peej, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Lies!

Asda shoppers can't run, too many WKD pies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I like them al dente.
Not Al the geordie.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I like them alfresco

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Hehehe
That make me chuckle that did!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

No, what time are you guys getting here?
I brought the lobsters yesterday, they're swimming around in my bath tub as we speak. Listen, not bein' funny or nuffin', but do you think you could sort me out when you get here? It's just that the cleaning lady comes tomorow and I'm a bit tight for cash. They were £45 each, just so you know, I thought two each would be fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Are they wearing trunks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Nope
and neither is Gonz
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Merry Sexmas!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Merry Sexmas to you too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

God bless us every one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You can call me Slut-a-clauz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Hahahha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I hate Christmas
but like sprouts. As long as they are cooked properly and not a big pile of mushy yuck.

Also HI PA!!!!!!!!!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I eat them once a year

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)

You again
*eyes suspiciously*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

*puts plastic spoon behind back*
Hey thaaaar!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I haz plastik sporks
an iz not afriad 2 use thm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

What? Oh this??
It's for my jelly.
And I don't think ya ready for this jelly...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

They're awesome
A christmas treat, like eating an entire jar of mincemeat with a spoon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I love sprouts but only eat them at Christmas time.
Sheer madness really.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)

HELLO!!!!
How are your Christmas preparations going? We got Tourette's dad some whisky and an assortment of pipe tobacco at the weekend. Nothing says Happy Christmas quite like a gift that has the potential to kill someone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

That's why I got my Step Grandmother a Saltwater Crocodile

Come to papa inheritance!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Mm booze and baccy
What more could anyone ask for!

I see you're not going to Cornwall :( I need to return your cool box at some point! I may have to come and see you at this rate ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

That would be a terrible shame, wouldn't it?
Yeah, got a holiday booked for next year so need to conserve pennies unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Is my ticket in the post?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Alas
it got diverted to your Aunty Blouse. Mind you, she did pay for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

*smugs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

*shakes fist*
damn you blousey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm considering a turning 40 bash next year though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Woo! best of all the birthday milestones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I also hate Christmas
but rather like you.
\PANDAs
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

She won't show you her breasts

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:35, Reply)

But Al
will show you his
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

his are rubbish
they're all hairy (and I'm fairly sure he's got implants - they don't feel natural is all I'm saying)
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

again

( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

She will if you give her a biscuit and tickle her tummy

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I thought it was 50p and a bunch of grapes?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)

That's Sharon Bott

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)

*shows age*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'm a mere slip of a girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I'd merely slip in you girl

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Ew, Uncle Al's come out to play

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Nah
Her standards have lowered considerably since then. Doesn't even have to be a posh biscuit, Lidl's own brand digestives will do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Oh man. Lidl's Butter Keks are amazingly good.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Butter trousers?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Well, for a laugh we call them marge trousers
But they do actually say Butter Keks on them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I like mashing them up with butter.
Nyom, nyom, nyom.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Broccoli's nice like that too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Sprouts cooked with chestnuts
are awesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

anything cooked with chestnuts is good
I roasted some on an open fire the other day

fucking lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'd like to roast your smug face in a fire

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

at least I have my own house with my own fireplace in which I could roast my smug face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

It's not a question of living the life of dickins, it's a question of being metrosexual !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I did roast beef instead of a bird one year
and, having parboiled and blanched the sprouts I stirfried them in the beef dish whilst the meat was resting and they were the suprise hit of the meal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

that sounds fucking awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

You fucked a joint of meat?
Is there no end to your depravity, sir?

You'll be snorting Vim next.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o, I just realised who you are.
HELLO GEORGOUS !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)

hahaha
HI GONZ!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Hay good lookin',
I'm gutted to miss you at recent b4sh0rz (well, the ones I've turned up for).

There is a subway opening up across the road from me, so there isn't any reason for you not to move in with me any more !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Why didn't you say earlier!
I'm packing my bags right now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:51, Reply)

GET-IN-THERE !
It's legally binding and all that business now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I'm serious, I'm chucking one of my flatmate's stuff out into the street now....
What one should I do? If I chuck out Sexface, you'll have to get the smaller room. If I chuck out Irish, then you get the bigger room, but would have to live with Sexface, but living with me makes up for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Or we could get rid of both and get a dog.
OH MAN, this'll be awesome, TGB AND GONZ ARE GETTING A DOG !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Oh man, I scared off another one.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I checked FB.
STOP IT
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ha. Ha. Ha.
And the wires'n'stuff under the telly are all sorted.

GEE YOU TEE TEE EE DEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I do not believe this.
IF I ever come to visit again, it had better be tidy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

As long as you come on cleaning-lady-day, then that's fine =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I like the captions

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)