You forgot
"Wanker"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and Compulsive Wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Did someone say my name?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)

"it was like the sound of a thousand bananas being peeled..."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You mean you're not supposed to take all the skin off first?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

In that case, you'll have to add....
"Just can't be bothered with it anymore, not even wanking, it's not like there is any problem (really, there isn't), it's just Gordon Ramsey's on at 8, and he's got a really good recipy for a stir fry that I'd like to try. I got the pen and pad of paper out already."

But I don't think it would fit in the drop-down box.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 18:29, Reply)