Facebook have added the relationship status "In an Open Relationship".
Does anyone else find that a bit creepy?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:31, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not really,
I find that it now tells me what to say to people I haven't spoken to for a while is creepy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I donno, it's a bit "I'M WITH SOMEONE, BUT READY FOR A BIT OF RUMPY-PUMPY, LADIEZZZZ"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I refuse to judge people.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

no you don't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

It's more honest than leaving it on 'single and looking' though
At least if someone says "open relationship" then you know they're a dirty manslag.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Dunno
but here's a photo of a nice brand-new snow-sculpture cock'n'balls. Mate snapped it from her car.

Sorry, dunno how to do a tidy link on here.

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/KittyRice/17236_362021655455_612395455_102834.jpg
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Not really
If you're female it means you're a slag, if you're male it means you're an insufferable twat.

COME GET ME WORLD
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Nah
Isn't it more like... If you're female, you're a slag, if you're male, you're hoping for an open relationship e.g. you've laminated a list of famous ladies you're allowed to sleep with!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

that's been on there for ages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Well arent you down with the kids
or a downs kid
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Nah.
It's just like having a monogamous relationship but with a bit more sex variation.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

well helloooooo
you're an open-minded laydee...
*fixes eyebrows like they do on the telly*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I was once in a pretty successful open relationship.
Now I'm the poster girl for monogamy. I conformed, man. I sold out. Or I stopped being such a slag.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

sex variation

pathetic issue-riddled sulking, ostentatious sluttery and inevitable spectacular implosions
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I find this is normally the case

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

No, it was a couple of years of fairly content regular relationship stuff.
The only problem was once when one of the guys on the side threw a tantrum because I wouldn't be his girlfriend.

(Edit: I was in a relationship with one person and seeing other people casually. The person who mattered was the person I was in a relationship with.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Fair play if you can make it work,
I mostly encountered folks trying it out in their early twenties, and the degree of pants-on-head retarded behaviour they were capable of was just staggering.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Aha, there's the secret ingredient then -
I was in my early twenties but the bloke involved was 40. And Dutch.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

this doesn't surprise me
I was shagging a girl at uni for a while, she wasn't interested in more than fuck buddy status, but I was.

Trying to establish where we stood I was like "so do we kiss when not drunk?" and other such questions. These questions led to her saying, "I don't think this whole thing is a good idea" however, my response of *shrugs* "fair enough, yeah, you are probably right"

Clearly I had been showing too much interest previously, and god forbid a man should do that to a woman, but turning the interest down a couple of notches made her almost raring for it. Unfortunately things didn't work out, she started batting for the other team after being seduced by a Jewish lesbian (who has since died falling off a railway platform) and all I got out of the whole thing was some sex, some confusion and this story: www.b3ta.com/questions/thattaughtem/post77416
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It's just facebook helping to point out the cunts

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

That's too easy
The first question is 'are they on Facebook?'

If 'yes', they're cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I am no cunt
You cunt
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Well get away from that ghastly place then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

No
I've lived here all my life (unless you count three months in Sheffield)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

you've lived in Facebook all your life?
Call me suspicious, but i call 'lie' on that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Well O.K.
how about seperating the spastic cunts from just the cunts?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Well that was ruddy well
jolly lovely of Facebook wasn't it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Thank god you're here
saying 'ruddy' and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

*swoops in*
*ruddies*

*swoops out*

Its just a day in the life of flimmy-flim-flam
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Thank you
whoever you are!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

*shakes hair in a sexy way*
Some of us are just born to help I guess

AWAY!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

born to help massive spastics
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

*pats head*
Well done, you did a strikethrough and everything... have a piece of candy you great big beardy tart.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

patronising me doesn't work I'm afraid
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Are you sure?
It worked last week. What the frig has changed since then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it didn't work last week

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hmmm
Maybe you just fell off your stool and forgot to respond... I take no response as a victory to meeeeeee you see!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

fell off my stool?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Meh
I dunno what you sit on while you type at work... you could be on a stool, a beanbag chair, a wheelie chair, your bum, your face... who knows!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

^^^^^
WINNER!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Ahhhh, well done
have a sherbet lemon.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Awww thanks!
You da mannn!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Sherbet Lemons!!!!
Also, loving the sig, although I never, ever, EVA want to come across a randy eagle.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:31, Reply)

*weeps*
Right you lot, i'm off to do some work.
Laters
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Er
can I just say I've used "Ruddy" today already so can you redirect all admiration to me please. Ta.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah but I brought it back in a BIG WAY
about a week ago man... you wern't there mannnnn!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

You're such a ruddy trendsetter
What with setting all the trends and things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I know, I know
I just can't seem to help myself! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:27, Reply)

You could try just not using interesting words
But then you'd set the trend of not using interesting words. Hmm. It's a quandry for sure.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Indeed
Its a conundrum my friend
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:31, Reply)

But conundrum is an interesting word
See, so many issues.

On another note, fat man's work is finished, but not before he sent some ridiculous e-mails asking truly ridiculous questions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:33, Reply)

*shakes fist*

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 18:01, Reply)

I think they need to add:
Fucking, but just as friends
Fucking, but not friends
Fucking friends of friends
Engaged in illegal practices

I shall choose one of these.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

and Hate fucking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

You forgot
"Wanker"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

and Compulsive Wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Did someone say my name?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)

"it was like the sound of a thousand bananas being peeled..."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You mean you're not supposed to take all the skin off first?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

In that case, you'll have to add....
"Just can't be bothered with it anymore, not even wanking, it's not like there is any problem (really, there isn't), it's just Gordon Ramsey's on at 8, and he's got a really good recipy for a stir fry that I'd like to try. I got the pen and pad of paper out already."

But I don't think it would fit in the drop-down box.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 18:29, Reply)

I have no opinion on this topic.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)

I find it amusing.
yay drama
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 18:05, Reply)