cos i is fat & ugly
and can't get anything else
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:33, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bullshit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:35, Reply)

oh shut it
you should have more self respect, it's better to be alone than to be with someone that will treat you this way
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)

completely this^
men who do that to women are complete cunts and give the rest of (who are merely bastard-coated) a bad name
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Bastard-coated. I like that
With a rich flavour of shitweasel.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

stolen from the inimitable Doctor Cox
"bastard-coated bastard with a creamy bastard centre"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Christ, I missed a Scrubs reference. I'm slacking clearly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)

it's all this work you are doing
everyone knows having a regular job turns you into a twat ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Ha, like I wasn't enough of a twat when I was unemployed!
I do need to rectify the whole watching fun stuff on tv instead of medical things to educate myself because I feel like I have to.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:00, Reply)

well, I didn't want to say...
hang on, what's wrong with me?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Woah, you've missed it now. Your chance to be an intolerable smug bastard with a side helping of cunt.
FAILBOY
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:04, Reply)

as if I need another chance at that...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Listen to kristine
she knows
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

^ ^ What they both said

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

'cos i is fat & ugly and can't get anything else'
Hey! there's only room for one of us on here. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

today,
I am queen of fat and ugly.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Does that mean I'm the princess?
Listen hon. The whole of my thirties was one long bad hair day and I survived.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:19, Reply)

My hair looks like shit
and I hate being in my thirties.

I am such a miserable cunt right now I can't even joke about it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Have a hair-rufflingly good hug
* hugs *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:47, Reply)

fight yer for it!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)

leave and leave now
i stayed with an idiot for 9 years and now it's 9 years later and it's like I wasted a whole bunch of opportunities

edit: I is fat and ugly and even I got chatted up when I went out single for the first time the other night..
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)