Nigella gets stuffed
If it isn't a film already, it should be. The filthy bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Honestly.
She was talking the other day about her magnificent meringues and how she loves passion fruit drizzled all over her pavs. Pure filth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Innnnn, ooooout, innnnn, oooout.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Some would say...
...that is a sign of a dirty mind. Me - I think she talks in a 'sex-code' and that each mention of her 'firm dumplings' and 'drizzling custard' is designed to make 'little-tugnut' swell with smutty joy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

ahem

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I'll never understand the attraction of that woman. She makes my ears bleed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I like her nose and her boobs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I would happily put my cock in her
at least, I would if I wasn't happily engaged to a wonderful woman. But my fantasy self would be all over her like a bad case of thrush.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

'engaged'
to a 'woman'.
Of course, dear. Go and dig out your frock for the party...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

It's the norks, mostly.
And the filth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

It's the way she talks
and the fact that you reckon she's really dirty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Shooting Stars' piss take with Ulrika
Was possibly the most sublime piece of telly ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

^this
and she kind of looks like my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)