I've just taken a look at the tv schedules for this morning
and bearing in mind it's now 2 days before christmas, I was expecting SOMETHING christmassy, as has been the case of every single other year when I've had to work. BUT NO! Fucking Top gear (non christmas edition), The man who shot liberty valance, Fresh Prince or sodding Gilmore girls. It's a fucking travesty I tell you.

If you were at home, wanting to watch classic christmas films right now, which one would you go for?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:06, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mrs Claus Does Dallas

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Festive Fuckers 3

( broadsword, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Crisp Ass Crackers 7

( broadsword, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Barely Legal Virgin Mary

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Anal in a Manger 5

( broadsword, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Muppet Christmas Carol
All the way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Oh I haven't seen that in years
I wanna see that now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I can lend you the video

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I don't have a video player :( Must download

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
or Harvey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I was trying to explain the appeal of Harvey to someone at work last week
She didn't get it :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

But I bet she pretended to 'get' Donnie Darko though!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

She's full of pregnancy brain at the moment, I couldn't deliver the Donnie Darko strike on her

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Very kind of you.
She'll be too busy putting DVDs in the fridge and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

She's got pregnancy mental at the moment, but I'm really going to miss working with her :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I liked my friend better pregnant
She was nicer. She's Mumzilla now :s
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Ugh, can't be doing with mumzillas
She's promised to only bring the kid in once, when it's born for us to coo over and then never speak of it again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Hey there mrs!
Awww that's depressing about the lack of Christmas TV Gold! :(

I'm on a half day today, which is just as bloomin' well as I have finally (after months of dodging it) caught lurgie! Booooo!

I am totally going home and catching up on trashy telly - TrueBlood here I come!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That's a fucking superb idea!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Are you being serious or sarcastic
I can't tell with you, you're complicated, like a squirrel in a flan.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

He's more of a woman than all of us

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Indeed
He likes Bring It On... and not for the bikini car wash scene... he likes it for the lasting friendships and teamwork!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I also liked How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Well that's because its amazing
like 13 going on 30! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Only for the Thriller dance *nods*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

But of course!! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I'm amazed he doesn't like glee. It's got cheerleaders in it and everything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I meant to watch teh Pilot the other night
I think I will also download this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Watch the pilot on 4od first and then download the rest

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I love the bikini car wash scene.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Me too
and I'm a girl... A GIRL... A GIRL WITH BREASTS AND EVERYTHING!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I would buy a car do go to that car wash,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

And a plane ticket to Imagination Land
don't forget that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

IT REEALLY HAPPENED!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Sorry, yes it really happened

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

It happens all the time doesn't it.
DOESN'T IT?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Of course
along with pillow fights and girls just hanging around in their pants... it happens all the time!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

that's a relief
everything is right with the world

Chompy: did you see that PurpleDoris said she was near MK? time to engage the pandertron
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:02, Reply)

And she has large breasts,
Apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

sounds like a winner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I like breasts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

She dissed MK,
death threat is gazzed.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

send her cock shot to soften the blow
she has got large breasts after all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I was being serious
I was wondering what to do with myself since I can't go and enjoy myself at the office christmas dinner, but downloading true blood and watching it is a good use of time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Ah cool
Then I am glad to have helped! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I was only joking!
You tedious loser
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

No I'm kidding
I'm downloading it as I write this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Fuck you
you g-string full of scabies and clunge-rot
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA this ^

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

That's it, I'm rescinding my party invite

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Too late, I know where you live and I'll just come along and smell bad anyway
AND vomit in your garden
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

*does the happy dance in anticipation of vomiting in your garden*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I hope you fall over in it afterwards

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Only so I can hug you after that and share the love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I haz buckit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I liked True Blood but then forgot to watch it
I do that with everything.
I wasn't made for series.
Apart from Gilmore Girls. And I saw you putting a 'sodding' in there, Becky...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I've already seen them all *cries*
I do have Lost and Glee to catch up on though...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Ah bums
But you could catch up on Lost - that's cool! :D

I got through half of the first series of Lost and then forgot about it - one day I will watch them all, one day!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I think I've got about 2 seasons worth to catch up on as I stopped watching it when they killed the hobbit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Ah see that saddens me
I think the last episode I saw was when they thought he was deaded and then he came back to life! Oooooh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

He was definitely deaded in the one I saw cos he drowned, but did it in a heroic fashion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Ah so long as he did it in a heroic fashion
that's okay!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh I could totally watch heroes s3 too. I stopped watching it after the disgrace that was s2

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Awww
Series 2 wasn't that great, I watched about half of it and was a bit disappointed... maybe I should persevere with it though?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I stopped watching it after the first few episodes of series 2
I've been watching Warehouse 13. It's quite cheesy, but the women in it are quite hot, and it is fairly amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Zulu

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Die Hard
IT'S A CHRISTMAS FILM OK!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Of course it is. Anyone who says otherwise is a shitcunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I concur!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Evidence:
HERE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Santa Claus the Movie
followed by the Bottom Christmas Special, and then The Snowman, and finally Jingle Balls.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I approve of these choices

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Oh Bloody Hell, Santa Claus the Movie!
*tries to find taped-off-the-telly VHS*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

We've got the DVD.
You can borrow it if you want.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Ta
can you pass it round before 4?
Ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Whey aye.
Nee botha, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Canny!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Terry's All Gold
Frankenstein and Grr!

Brilliant.
(hutchers, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Nigella gets stuffed
If it isn't a film already, it should be. The filthy bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:16, Reply)

!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Honestly.
She was talking the other day about her magnificent meringues and how she loves passion fruit drizzled all over her pavs. Pure filth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Innnnn, ooooout, innnnn, oooout.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Some would say...
...that is a sign of a dirty mind. Me - I think she talks in a 'sex-code' and that each mention of her 'firm dumplings' and 'drizzling custard' is designed to make 'little-tugnut' swell with smutty joy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)

ahem

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I'll never understand the attraction of that woman. She makes my ears bleed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I like her nose and her boobs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I would happily put my cock in her
at least, I would if I wasn't happily engaged to a wonderful woman. But my fantasy self would be all over her like a bad case of thrush.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:21, Reply)

'engaged'
to a 'woman'.
Of course, dear. Go and dig out your frock for the party...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

It's the norks, mostly.
And the filth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:20, Reply)

It's the way she talks
and the fact that you reckon she's really dirty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Shooting Stars' piss take with Ulrika
Was possibly the most sublime piece of telly ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

^this
and she kind of looks like my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Wallace and Gromit
Even though they're not techincally films (not counting '...Were-Rabbit') I always associate them with Christmas... Love it.

Or Muppet Christmas Carol. But then that was on tv on Monday...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I hate Wallace and Gromit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I don't

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

That's nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Indeed it is
I'm not going to launch a counter argument here, I've generally found arguing with people's opinions to be a fairly useless idea... ;)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Oh if only I could be bothered. Christmas lethargy is already setting in.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

tell me about it
I'm so glad I'm alone in the office today, I can't be arsed to do any work.

although sadly I don't think I could quite get away with just leaving.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Alice in Wonderland (Disney animation from 1951)
I associate it with Christmas and it is just brilliant, the bong smoking caterpillar who speaks in txt spk seems decades ahead of its time, "Who R U?" and I love the tale of the walrus and the carpenter...

Damn work
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I like all the cooking shows
Has Nigella done one this year? If so, I keep on missing it.

Muppets Christmas Carol is a topper though. And for some reason, I relate Bewolf (the ray winstone cartoon one) with christmas too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yeah
she was on BBC1 on Tuesday night. Or was it Monday?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Damn, she's got a good shout-at-the-telly factor.
"YOU CAN'T GO TO A FUCKING DELI, GET SOME OLIVES, PUT THEM ON A PLATE, AND CALL IT A DISH.... YOU POISONOUS HARPY !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Scrooged...
...spunks on all other Xmas films.

And not strictly a movie but the Father Ted xmas special is a must.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Ah Scrooged is ACE!
I watched the Father Ted Xmas special at the weekend...

'Its Irelands biggest lingerie section I understand'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

'I have a remarkably boring voice...'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Hehe
I just love Mrs Doyle's face when she guesses Father Todd Umptious' name correctly! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I adore scrooged, it's not christmas without it
I think I've seen the Father Ted one too many times now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Never, you can never see the Father Ted one
too many times!

'More tea father'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

^This.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:54, Reply)

A Christmas carol is my all time favorite.
I also got The Goonies on DVD to watch over Christmas.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:49, Reply)

How many times do I have to tell you? It's:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Gay elderly porn?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Not for me thanks mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)

It's the film with Eddie Murphy but I can't remember the name.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Trading Places.
"Award!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)