Home shopping FTW
all my christmassy food was delivered yesterday and I didn't have to talk to any fucktards at all.

Although the fucktards who do the home shop are even more retarded this time of the year.

Requested: Small sausage rolls
Out of stock
Substitute: Cheese Lattice

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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The rules of home internet shopping
CDs, books and DVDs etc - yay.

Food - no yay.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Tru dat

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I didn't get where I am today
Without learning a few home shopping truths. Oh no...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I need to brave Sainsburys later
as it is the only place that sells Kalula :( Damn you kalula monopolising bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

do you mean Kahlua?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I know what I mean
you obviously know what I mean so shut the fuck up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)

touchy much?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)

???

"MY NAME IS KALULA...."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)

You're lucky you got anything
think of all the children in africa!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'm thinking of them.
What now?
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:10, Reply)

They go nice with chips
I hear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Donate your mammaries, they'll be grateful

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Everybody is grateful when they get their hands on my mammaries.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Are they nice and warm?
*warms hands on mamaries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Yup!
I stick them in the microwave now and then to keep them toasty all day.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:26, Reply)

touch yourself

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)