She's got nothing on DiT's mum

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

she a hottie?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Totally, I would

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

yeah, but your standards are pretty low

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Not lately, my standards have been raised following some spectacular fails.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

It's going the wrong way, if you're failing, you need to drop them a bit until you get the levels right.
Keep on dropping them at the current rate and Me'n'Al could be in with a possible threesome, at my best guestimate, around summer of 2015.

I just hope that isn't Al's next time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I already have
behind the moving van
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I thought you were sweating a bit despite not doing ANY heavy lifting

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I was doing a bit of heavy lifting
she may be small, but she's quite dense. I got cock cramp after the third time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I she
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen anyone's mum and thought 'I would'
their dad, maybe
I'm into the older fellas, it's quite disturbing sometimes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

It would take a lot to disturb some of us

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I almost slept with a 65 year old when I was 23

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

did he look like stephen spielberg or eric clapton?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Did he have liver spots on his head?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

haha no
He was a regular at the pub, more of a yacht dwelling sort of cunt that lived in Florida and visited here frequently, we called him Sexy Rexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Did you suck him off instead?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

did you serve him a quick hand-shandy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

What stopped you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

His cock stopped working

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

it was one of those mutual unspoken understanding sort of things that happen in the movies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

To be honest if you'd said 85 I would have been disturbed.
But 65 is doable.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

not when his cock doesn't work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I don't believe it
I think it was his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

There's nothing quite as sexy as a bloke with some statins and a nitro-gliscorin spray by the side of his bed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

and a cock that doesn't work

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Just think, if he doesn't shave, down there, he could have pubes that are older than you are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

trust gonz to get to the real important aspects of any matter
I never would have thought of that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

phwoar

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Aint that the truth.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)