Right....
Me, Al, Barry, Aunty Barbera and Cousen Mark are waiting outside BGB's place now, she doesn't seem to be in and she hasn't left the key under pot plant like she normally does. Barry is insisting that we should smash her back doors in, but we won't find a door repair man today to fix it afterwards. I think barbera may have had a little accident, she's being very quiet, just kindda rocking back'n'forth mumbling something about how the elves at the care home have taken all her possessions and how she's not allowed to tell anyone or her family will never speak to her again. Marks really wants to shoot up, and doesn't feel like doing it in the middle of the street, he's got princaples and pride. Al's OK, he started drinking last night and hasn't stopped yet, we had to piss in her neighbour's garden (well, you wouldn't piss on your own doorstep, would you?), but is fine now. To be honest, I really don't want to waste this lobster and fois gras, it's really got to be cooked soon, I don't want to see it go off. BGB - you'll sort us out for that, right? Shouldn't be more than £100/head, I know it's an ugly thing to talk about, but I really need you to sort me out, I owe some bad people some money.

So, if anyone has seen BGB, can you please let her know we're waiting outside for her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 13:47, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think she's gone to her mum's house.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You think she'll be long, or shall we go there to get her?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Hang on a tic, I'll text her...

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Cheers =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

No joy mate
We're only another 150 miles further up north if you want to come here instead? Dinner should be ready around 5ish.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Oh man, thanks, really apprechate that.
If DG starts driving now, we'll make it in time, tell him we apprechate it, will his car fit all of us, or do you reckon he'll need to borrow ro0o0otas? I'm sure she won't mind in the slightest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I reckon it'll take another set of wheels if roota doesn't mind.
As soon as he's finished his fag & pint he'll be on his way :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Nice one !
I'll let everyone know that Christmas is Saved !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Sorry mate
The car won't start. It's the cold weather, y' see.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Yeah', I know, it _is_ cold.
Never mind, BGB should get here soon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)

she might take offence to having her back door smashed in Gonz
Maybe look for another entrance?

I'm told the front garden is a lovely place this time of year!

Merry Christmas fuckers x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Barry was worried about the neighbours watching, which is strange for him, he normaly doesn't care about things like that, in fact, he quite likes an audiance.
Happy Christmas !!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

All the festered bits pet!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Oh christ, seriously, barbera just walked through the living room holding her granny-nappy thing.
Grim =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I can't drive and dad's drunk
Shall I see if Uncle Terry can come and fetch you? If you sit close we'll all fit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

*peeps from under bed*
Have they gone yet?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Shhh
They're passed out in the bushes. Don't wake them (unless you want to pour stuff on their heards)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)