Some fucker has eaten all the hazel whirls.
There's only those purple hazel in caramel ones left and I hate those.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would some fucker be you when you were pissed?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Nah, it was Catface's Uncle Barry, he tells me.
I would go so far as to eat the dark chocolate ones when pissed but I draw the line at the purple ones or the strawberry or orange creams. Man, who'd eat those creams voluntarily?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I think I'd eat a strawberry before a darky
Them darkies...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Once you've had Black Magic you'll never go back.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

So long as it's not that untrustworthy Bourneville...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Save them til you come to London next and I'll happily eat them
Everyone usually eats them before I get to them and leaves the ones I hate like toffee pennies and the green triangle of doom
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I like the toffee pennies. We can trade.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Sweet, totally doing that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I like coffee creams.
I am not scared of being a social pariah.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I actually looked for the coffee creams this year as we got so much chocolate at work. The SA nurse had never seen a lot of it before
so I was showing her the best chocolate and explaining how no one I knew (until now of course) would willingly eat some of the more random flavours.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

The Green Triangle of fucking HEAVEN you mean!!
Save them for me. If I don't spend all my money by mid-January I intend to visit our country's capital. Clear me a space on your floor. You know what happens in the night when I have no sleeping bag...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Hoorays :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)

You love my musical farts
Even in your sleep i heard you mutter "Play it again, Sam"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Jeez!
If all it took to get you to visit over here was a box of Quality Street then I would have bought one.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Oh you daft bint!
Get them in. If you get a couple of Big Green Ones I'll even do your feet with the foot grinder and some peppermint lotion.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:04, Reply)