Twilight no!
I am currently in the cinema to see sherlock holmes and in through the doors we go to be greeted by twilight fans screaming and shaking in anticipation.
I would really like to hit them into shape but trying hard not too. Maybe if i shut my eyes they will go away.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:26, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sorry, but I'm fucking useless unless you ask a question.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

unless you ask a question etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

If you got offered immortality but you're never ever able to die would you take it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Probably.
I'd quite like to see what happens to the human race.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

The same question to contestant number 2

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Ok
What would your weapon of choice be to kill the cunts?
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

You've over-stocked on apostrophes
at the expense of question marks, it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Shit yes!
Bloody phone
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Jeremy Brett is the only Sherlock for me

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

You are correct.
That man was the best bit of casting since David Rappaport got the part of Randall in Time Bandits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I find it amazing that it was made for ITV (Sherlock Holmes that is)
when was the last time ITV did anything worthwhile?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)

That was it.
I do have a soft spot for Poirot, though, I must admit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Yup, nothing wrong with a bit of Poirot
I watch "Jeeves and Wooster" because I like the art deco props, there's a large mirror they use in lots of different scenes. Jeeves uses a tea set that my grandparents had as well.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I also like Jeeves and Wooster
but mainly because I think I'm a character in it.

In fact I'm bally well SURE of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Really?
i'm trying to think of the character who looks like Captain Hook :D

Edit - i'm getting my monarchs mixed up, who did you say you looked like? Captain Hook looked like Charles II.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Charles 1st
But I'm a Jeeves & W. character ON THE INSIDE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Oh bollocks, I quite enjoyed picturing you as Captain Hook. Balls.
go on then, which character are you? I assume it's not Jeeves or Wooster or the guy who collects newts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I thought the Charles' were pretty much interchangable
until I looked - Charles II was clean shaven...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

And THIS is why I should be allowed to carry a taser.
Fucking Twilight.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

You are allowed to carry a taser.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Mwa ha ha.
*runs off in the direction of Cineworld* I have my duty to good cinematography and decent literature to do.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

You're not allowed to taser people that annoy you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

They don't tell you that when you buy one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Ignorance is, in fairness,
not an excuse. However, faced with hordes of 13 year old Twilight fans squealing, can you honestly say you'd not pull the trigger?
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Sherlock Holmes
Despite the Guy Ritchie treatment it is quite good.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I kind of want to see it
- definitely want to see it more than Avatar. And I'd rather stick needles down my fingernails than see Twilight...
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'd rather pour battery acid down my japs-eye than see Twilight.
Avatar - not remotely bothered, Sherlock Holmes - interested to see just how badly that jumped up mockney helmet can make one of the best literary creations of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:34, Reply)

If I had a japseye I'd rather do that than see Twilight.
My favourite when asked if I want to see it is "I'd rather swallow razor wire, pull one end out of my arse and floss myself to death" what I nicked off Zero Punctuation.

Is now a bad time to admit I've never read any of the Sherlock Holmes books?
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Ha
I suggest staying well away from the books until you've seen Ritchie's effort. No point in spoiling both, I reckon.

But do read them, they are superb. You can learn a great deal about the Victorian mindset from them, too: how science replaced religion as the 'all powerful': The idea of evidence, proof etc and how by applying logic and science you can achieve anything.

All the more interesting when you consider that Arthur Conan Doyle completely turned his back on that way of thinking in later life and was a leading exponent of seances, etc. The dopey twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You're just jealous cause you can't make a girl moan in delight when you remove your t-shirt

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Hmm
Would of course have to be lesbians. But what i shall do is try it out in the cinema now he he :)
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:41, Reply)

HOLY SHIT
you've got breasts?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I'm gazzing the mods with this atrocious accusation.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I belive so
Yes I really do !
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Awesome, we should go out on a date.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Only if you have a fanny and top tit's ;)

(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:44, Reply)

You're in a cinema.
Turn your fucking phone off.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Good plan
I am also not one of these people that have my phone on extra loud if contacted. I do have it on silent :)
10 hours later waiting for film to start.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

well said!
heathens.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

i fucking love a bit of twilight

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Wasn't too bad at all
Of course being a 12a I had high pitched cunts next to me shouting or flopping their hair every 5 fucking seconds. Still could be worse i could have pooed my pants.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I have no plans to see it.
However my cousin made the end credits.
Were they any good?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:14, Reply)